Lame nikka encounter

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Why do black men enjoy sonning each other so much? I don’t see any other race of men quick to bytch each other like that. Breh, you shoulda just let the lame have his lane lol
Because we lost our sense of a group after integration instead of keeping it like other groups did.

That’s why other groups have the advantage because they can make more group moves. We on the other hand had to relearn how to act as a group after it was lost.
 

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:pachaha:I had to share...
You ever seen a group of white people that haven’t found themselves yet and they got that one black guy who kinda runs the crew or validates them(in their mind)?



I ran into an old friend(white chick)who was part of such a group in San Diego this weekend...
Group makeup was 3 bytches 1 fat bytch 1 nikka and 2 white dudes

I watched them for a while peeping how this nikka was moving.
Everything he had on was at least one size too big, but that didn't stop him from talking loud, asserting his “dominance” over the white dudes and basically being “the man”.
This was clearly “his party”.


I waited about 20 minutes till he went to the restroom to go over and say hi.
It went exactly as expected hugs of joy from ol girl, handshakes all around. Told her fat friend her heels were sexy etc.


Then he came back... we made eye contact and I could immediately see his soul... :merchant::sadcam:

I got the next round of drinks and took control of the conversation with lots of blatant :sas2: into nowhere that landed squarely in his heart. I even through some lifelines out to see if he was gonna sit down and accept what it was, and it seemed like he was gonna accept it.

until the girl he must of been crushing on(who likely has no idea he wants her) began giving me the :takedat: face, this lame nikka who had gone completely silent got the balls to engage and size me up.

NjFhmL4.png

Keeping a straight face when he began pumping himself up was difficult cause I already knew what his life like, and knew how this was gonna go...
One of the white dudes already told me when he introduced himself he works with dude at Home Depot. He also colorfully described how shytty it was.


After some cocky remarks from him bout some dumb shyt that shouldn’t matter to a grown man filled with lots of "remembers?" and "right?" to get support.( I can’t even remember what it was) I was like
:sas1:so what do you do?


He began stumbling and came up with
“well I’m at Home Depot right now while I finish up code academy”


Homeboy who works with him was like :why:
After saying that he stared at his mai tai(what kinda man orders a mai tai at a bar) like
nfXbQKm.png



:hubie:I didn’t press him tho… that wasn't what I came over for...


Me: oh that’s cool... how’s coding coming along?
Him: Good
Me: What language you learning?
Him: HTML
Me: :patrice:
Me: Oh that's what's up, what do you wanna do? Some kind of web development?
Him: *with all the base gone from his voice* I don’t know yet
Me:
QsJEatv.png

The bytches:
tLpgCxu.png

The fat bytch:
6D9U7a9.png

The white dudes:
y8dPMaS.png


Him:
jwI0mV3.png

Young bish he crushing: :dwillhuh:what do you do?
Me: :manny:I’m a quality supervisor for Chevron


Ladies: :whoo:
Young Bish: that’s impressive :noah:what do you do exactly?



His soul:
giphy.gif


We talked about my job for a bit then I invited them all whale watching the next day.
They all showed up but him.
NjFhmL4.png


Ima start vloging my nights out. shyt is mad funny.

So you got 4 bytches in your vicinity yet you're peeping how the nikka was moving?

You're a fakkit and a nut ass nikka
 

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:pachaha:I had to share...
You ever seen a group of white people that haven’t found themselves yet and they got that one black guy who kinda runs the crew or validates them(in their mind)?



I ran into an old friend(white chick)who was part of such a group in San Diego this weekend...
Group makeup was 3 bytches 1 fat bytch 1 nikka and 2 white dudes


I watched them for a while peeping how this nikka was moving.
Everything he had on was at least one size too big, but that didn't stop him from talking loud, asserting his “dominance” over the white dudes and basically being “the man”.
This was clearly “his party”.


I waited about 20 minutes till he went to the restroom to go over and say hi.
It went exactly as expected hugs of joy from ol girl, handshakes all around. Told her fat friend her heels were sexy etc.


Then he came back... we made eye contact and I could immediately see his soul... :merchant::sadcam:

I got the next round of drinks and took control of the conversation with lots of blatant :sas2: into nowhere that landed squarely in his heart. I even through some lifelines out to see if he was gonna sit down and accept what it was, and it seemed like he was gonna accept it.

until the girl he must of been crushing on(who likely has no idea he wants her) began giving me the :takedat: face, this lame nikka who had gone completely silent got the balls to engage and size me up.

NjFhmL4.png

Keeping a straight face when he began pumping himself up was difficult cause I already knew what his life like, and knew how this was gonna go...
One of the white dudes already told me when he introduced himself he works with dude at Home Depot. He also colorfully described how shytty it was.


After some cocky remarks from him bout some dumb shyt that shouldn’t matter to a grown man filled with lots of "remembers?" and "right?" to get support.( I can’t even remember what it was) I was like
:sas1:so what do you do?


He began stumbling and came up with
“well I’m at Home Depot right now while I finish up code academy”


Homeboy who works with him was like :why:
After saying that he stared at his mai tai(what kinda man orders a mai tai at a bar) like
nfXbQKm.png



:hubie:I didn’t press him tho… that wasn't what I came over for...


Me: oh that’s cool... how’s coding coming along?
Him: Good
Me: What language you learning?
Him: HTML
Me: :patrice:
Me: Oh that's what's up, what do you wanna do? Some kind of web development?
Him: *with all the base gone from his voice* I don’t know yet
Me:
QsJEatv.png

The bytches:
tLpgCxu.png

The fat bytch:
6D9U7a9.png

The white dudes:
y8dPMaS.png


Him:
jwI0mV3.png

Young bish he crushing: :dwillhuh:what do you do?
Me: :manny:I’m a quality supervisor for Chevron


Ladies: :whoo:
Young Bish: that’s impressive :noah:what do you do exactly?



His soul:
giphy.gif


We talked about my job for a bit then I invited them all whale watching the next day.
They all showed up but him.
NjFhmL4.png


Ima start vloging my nights out. shyt is mad funny.

So basically you were jealous and wanted to be the token Black for the crew. I mean you just wanted to discredit the other Black man for what? So you could be in charge and they’d look to you?

This is some next level crab in a barrel shyt
 
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