King of the Hill Appreciation Thread

[Batsute]

3:53
He’d bite you.

 

[AlbertPullhoez]

3:53
He’d bite you.

When he would randomly go in on Hank's neck

 

[Miles Davis]

When he would randomly go in on Hank's neck

Cotton was on one that episode, was wilding

 

[TobiOT]

Had to screenshot this.

Peggy - What did she say?

Minh - She think your feet lovely and it honor to love them. ( Glares at pedicurist )

Peggy -

Pedicurist -

 

[RennisDeynolds]

Man this thread is making me want to rewatch this show

 

[LevelUp]

About to watch a couple episodes later

 

[b. woods]

@AlbertPullhoez @Sauce Dab I still wanna know where was Bill and who was keeping an eye on him while Hank was at home telling Peggy how difficult it was watching Bill and preventing him from committing that.

Dale and Boomhauer obivously weren't doing it, since they were done with him and his fukkery.

Did Hank send Bobby to keep an eye on him?

If he did, it would have been a bad move by Hank, as there is no way Bobby would have physically prevented Bill from another suicide attempt.

 

[b. woods]

When he would randomly go in on Hank's neck

The pure disgust in his voice

"Good GOD you got a fat neck, Hank!!!!! "

 

[b. woods]

In on thread about one of the GOAT sitcoms.

• Bobby Hill : You know, dad, the kids playing soccer don't have any lumps or bruises and Coach Lucas gives them oranges at half time.
  Hank : [sighing] Bobby, I didn't think I'd ever need to tell you this but I would be a bad parent if I didn't. Soccer was invented by European ladies to keep them busy while their husbands did the cooking.
  Bobby Hill : Why do you have to hate what you don't understand?
  Hank : I don't hate you, Bobby.
  Bobby Hill : I meant soccer.
  Hank : Oh. Oh yeah, I HATE soccer. Yes.

Later in that episode when that lame soccer coach called Hank at home while he was on the phone with Bill:

Hank: Yeah, well, I wish you had a woman, too, Bill.

(gets a beep)

Hold on.

(switches over)

Hill Residence?

Coach Lucas: Hank?

Coleman Lucas.

Just need your fax number so I can fax over Bobby's soccer diet.

Hank: (annoyed) We don't have a fax or a fax number.

Coach Lucas: Oh?

Well, just give me your e-mail address, and I'll attach it.

Hank: Yeah, it's "footballisgreatsoccerisdumb.com"!

Goodbye! (ends call and slams the phone down on the base)



Poor Bill was still left on hold.

And nut-ass Coach Sauers was on some other shyt in the episode.

 

[DaylitoJames]

@AlbertPullhoez @Sauce Dab I still wanna know where was Bill and who was keeping an eye on him while Hank was at home telling Peggy how difficult it was watching Bill and preventing him from committing that.

Dale and Boomhauer obivously weren't doing it, since they were done with him and his fukkery.

Did Hank send Bobby to keep an eye on him?

If he did, it would have been a bad move by Hank, as there is no way Bobby would have physically prevented Bill from another suicide attempt.

In hindsight it's kinda weird since Boomhauer was a Texas Ranger that he didn't sign Bill up with some suicide prevention specialist or something with his law connects to help Bill out

 

[Nostalgic]

Man this thread is making me want to rewatch this show

They air reruns on FXX from 2pm - 4pm weekdays

 

[TobiOT]

Later in that episode when that lame soccer coach called Hank at home while he was on the phone with Bill:

Hank: Yeah, well, I wish you had a woman, too, Bill.

(gets a beep)

Hold on.

(switches over)

Hill Residence?

Coach Lucas: Hank?

Coleman Lucas.

Just need your fax number so I can fax over Bobby's soccer diet.

Hank: (annoyed) We don't have a fax or a fax number.

Coach Lucas: Oh?

Well, just give me your e-mail address, and I'll attach it.

Hank: Yeah, it's "footballisgreatsoccerisdumb.com"!

Goodbye! (hangs up and slams the phone down on the base)



Poor Bill was still on the other end.

And nut-ass Coach Sauers was on some other shyt in the episode.

"Take a salt tablet

 

[King]

Miss this show brehs

Remember waking up at 5am just to catch it on Adult Swim before going to middle school.

Different times, much simpler times, aging is a bytch

 

[RennisDeynolds]

They air reruns on FXX from 2pm - 4pm weekdays

hulu got the whole series streaming. no ads plan

 

[AlbertPullhoez]

Later in that episode when that lame soccer coach called Hank at home while he was on the phone with Bill:

Hank: Yeah, well, I wish you had a woman, too, Bill.

(gets a beep)

Hold on.

(switches over)

Hill Residence?

Coach Lucas: Hank?

Coleman Lucas.

Just need your fax number so I can fax over Bobby's soccer diet.

Hank: (annoyed) We don't have a fax or a fax number.

Coach Lucas: Oh?

Well, just give me your e-mail address, and I'll attach it.

Hank: Yeah, it's "footballisgreatsoccerisdumb.com"!

Goodbye! (ends call and slams the phone down on the base)



Poor Bill was still left on hold.

And nut-ass Coach Sauers was on some other shyt in the episode.

Watched that episode yesterday

"Okay Louisa May, go play your ballerina ball. Just leave your penis in the bucket"



Dude was a psycho