King of the Hill Appreciation Thread

[b. woods]

I can't remember the exact episode , but Kahn came home with a brand-new whip, looking to stunt on Hank , but it was too big for Kahn to stash in his garage, which Hank clowned him on.

So to save face, he told Hank:

" Uh... "

"Maybe I keep garage in SUV! "

"Hahahahaha! "

"KISS MY ASS! "



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[b. woods]

Hank when he was accused of renting that porno and not returning it:

Hank: (to the Video Store Clerk) Who is calling me a liar: you or the machine?

'Cause I need to know whose ass to kick.

Video Store Clerk: I'm not calling you a liar, sir.

Hank: Fine. (looks at the machine) Where's the ass on this thing?

 

[Sauce Dab]

This probably my favorite Dooley one liner. Everything Dooley say is random but this was hella random

 

[b. woods]

Dale: ..... Yep.

Bill: ..... Yep.

Hank: ..... Yep.

Boomhauer: ..... Mmm-hmm.

Classic.

 

[b. woods]

This probably my favorite Dooley one liner. Everything Dooley say is random but this was hella random

Dooley got a Harlem card.

Bobby and Joseph do not.

 

[Dillah810]

This probably my favorite Dooley one liner. Everything Dooley say is random but this was hella random

My favorite Dooley line was when Lee Ann was swing dancing at the school dance with a skirt on and Dooley says "I saw panties..."

 

[b. woods]

bobby: can i get a gun rack from my bike
hank: if you weren't my son, i'd hug ya


that whole dear hunting episode was jokes, bobby day dreaming about killing the dear was fucin hilarious

at Bobby not being able to get a hunting license because the gaming commission put a limit on it after some environmentalists threatened to go on a hunger strike

Hank: You're tellin me my boy can't go on his 1st hunt because you wouldn't let a bunch of "twig-boys" starve??!!?!

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

at Bobby not being able to get a hunting license because the gaming commission put a limit on it after some environmentalists threatened to go on a hunger strike

Hank: You mean to tell me my boy won't be able to go on his 1st hunt because you don't want to let a couple of twig boys starve?!!?!

dont need a hunting license when you got ya car

 

[PortCityProphet]

Bobby looks exactly like young Hank in Hilloween

Hank was really bout that Halloween life
You'd think a square like him wouldn't be for the Halloween fukkery but he was ten toes down

 

[Monoblock]

When Hank took the boys on the boy scout trip and Bobby, Joseph, Bill, and friends were saying Wematanye pissing Hank off.

 

[Coolin']

Buck knows where all the scumbaggery is festering and Hank looks up to him like a hero. I remember that episode where Hank told him he loved him in front of Cotton and Cotton starts roasting Hank every chance he gets.

COTTON: You hate me, do you? After all the love I allowed your mother to give you!

My boy Thatherton is basically a younger and smarter version of Buck and Hank stays hating.

Bout to put this episode on now. When the yankee orders a mint julep and Hank gives him a look

 

[Deltron]

watched the one where hank is accused of watching the porno

 

[Flex Luger]

 

[Flex Luger]

watched the one where hank is accused of watching the porno

 

[b. woods]

Yea that was a very dark episode. Ol boy had a fetish for dressing up as a pig.

He was obsessed with becoming the pig in the logo of his family's company.

And he wanted Luanne to become the female model in the logo (dyed her hair like the model's while she slept ) and even found some guy to become the male model in the logo, who would MARRY Luanne , and they would all live happily ever after as a nut-ass family.

When a horrified Luann refused, he tells her that they will die together on the factory's assembly line.

That machine in the factory unintentionally gave him electroshock therapy, which somehow got his mind right and cleared his mental issues.

However, at that point, it was too late for him, as the same machine turned him into a sausage.