Kevin McAlister from Home Alone was rich as f*ck!

[Poetical Poltergeist]

There’s a throw blanket with Kevin’s battle plan illustrated on it. Copped from target yesterday

Gotta stay warm for the holidays.

 

[lamont614]

There’s a throw blanket with Kevin’s battle plan illustrated on it. Copped from target yesterday

Link

 

[ColdSlither]

peep part of home alone 1 today, we all know kevin's pop was loaded...but whats up with the wack whips in the garage

Kevin runs to the garage and sees a stationwagon and some other bucket

Be honest now. Do you really see Kevin's dad as someone who is going to have a bunch of nice cars? He seems like a corny as dude who wouldn't be bothered with stuff like that.

 

[MartyMcFly]

Link

Link won’t work. It’s not on their site. I’ll give you the DCPI number. Call a local target and see if they’ve got it. I fell down a reddit rabbit hole, round the dcpi, called the target near me and they had one stashed in the back of the store. They’re not selling them online for some reason

323050488

 

[Regular_P]

There’s a throw blanket with Kevin’s battle plan illustrated on it. Copped from target yesterday

Got a pajama set there too.

Target : Expect More. Pay Less.

 

[MenacingMonk]

Bought the blu during BF. Been decades since I’ve seen it. Just in time for the holiday.

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

Be honest now. Do you really see Kevin's dad as someone who is going to have a bunch of nice cars? He seems like a corny as dude who wouldn't be bothered with stuff like that.

He was wearing a Burberry coat. But that was probably a Christmas gift from Kate.

 

[Days of Future Piff]

Rest in stacks

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...d-at-72/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.45780bbec7bb

John Heard, actor who played ‘Home Alone’ dad, reportedly dead at 72


By Ellen McCarthy
July 22, 2017
John Heard, the Washington-born actor best known for his role as Macaulay Culkin’s father in two “Home Alone” movies, has reportedly died at 72.

As first reported by TMZ, the actor was found dead in a Palo Alto, Calif. hotel room, where he had been recovering from “minor back surgery” performed last week. According to People magazine, the Santa Clara County medical examiner’s office confirmed Heard’s death. The cause was not made public.

Heard’s representatives did not immediately return calls requesting confirmation.

Heard grew up in Washington and graduated from Gonzaga College High School in 1964.

Along with his turn as Kevin McCallister’s dad Peter in “Home Alone” and the sequel “Home Alone 2: Lost in New York,” he had supporting roles in “Beaches,” “The Pelican Brief” and dozens of other movies. He also played major roles in “Chilly Scenes of Winter” and “Cutter’s Way.” In 1999, he received an Emmy nomination for a guest spot as a detective on the HBO mob drama, “The Sopranos.”

Heard was divorced three times and the father of three children.

 

[Lord_nikon]

Time to throw this on for the holidays.

yep

 

[ColdSlither]

He was wearing a Burberry coat. But that was probably a Christmas gift from Kate.

He also had a big family and it was the early 90’s. That station wagon is very much likely a holdover from the 80’s. I’m sure once everyone went to college, and a family car wasn’t needed anymore, he got something nicer.

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

He also had a big family and it was the early 90’s. That station wagon is very much likely a holdover from the 80’s. I’m sure once everyone went to college, and a family car wasn’t needed anymore, he got something nicer.

Yeah, a Toyota Camery

 

[MikelArteta]

I need a talk boy

 

[PoorAndDangerous]

Rest in stacks

 

[Neo TheInsurrectionistONE]

Listen to BENNY's "Rivi" and picture Kevin's pops. He lived through all that

One day we reached the point to carrying duffle-bags out of stash houses

Explains the frequent trips

I catch a lick, I won't brag bout it

Explains the station wagons and taking a shot at the Wet Bandits who STAYED trying to be all up in the robberies

I just show up with a mask, with a mag with a bag 'round it

Another shot at the Wets, who never wore masks

Monopoly, I copped the whole board

His family got property all over the world

I'm still gangster, I serve food on the table I chop the coke on

Before that pizza arrived, the whole family was bagging

I play the trap in a snowstorm

Ain't a coincidence he moves the yay in winter in both movies

With a brick, I made a stack, every time they twist the door knob

ANOTHER shot at the Wet Bandits. Last time Harry twisted the McAllister door knob, he got burned

They talking bodies, but I doubt that they with it

Peter had Old Man Marley as the shooter

I'm Mr "Bodies on Bodies" so you probably can get it

Another nod to Marley, who knows how to get rid of bodies

Tell me why it's normal when blood spill in the streets

Kevin barely 10 and watching hard gangster movies. Buzz gave no fukks that his younger brother was by himself in the Chi.

Smirk on my face when the judge sentencing me

I remember when you kept drug-dealing discrete

Moved as a family unit. Safe and friendly.

We cooked the hard into soft in a small apartment

The cookhouse was in NY and they copped the brownstone after they got rich

I heard my brother got cut in a yard in Marcy

Explains why Frank's so hot-headed and paranoid

I feel guilty, cause maybe I just let him?

Peter feels he should've been there to protect his brother and that's why he's always taking him on trips

I'm stacking boxes like UPS

Old Man Marley the shooter steady putting in work

I fukk her once a week, but to me that's Romeo and Juliet

Peter's fukking his brother's wife

 

[JYoung24]

How about the mom threatening kevin that he going to have to sleep with Fuller that pisses the bed and Fuller being proud of it and probaly doing it on purpose

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