Kevin McAlister from Home Alone was rich as f*ck!

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Atsym Sknyfs said:
he's a little figgedy ... is he ok?

he's looking ok though.. I remember back when they had him smoking and doing all types of drugs back in the day

wasn't he messing with one of the Olsen twins ?
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That's just his personality he was on rogan podcast recently. Seems like a nice guy. Just super white, nerdy & a little weird.
 
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martin payne said:
peep part of home alone 1 today, we all know kevin's pop was loaded...but whats up with the wack whips in the garage :picard:

Kevin runs to the garage and sees a stationwagon and some other bucket :pachaha:
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Gotta make that whole hard working family man cover look legit. With all them kids you can’t have Porsche’s, Benz’s all in the driveway.
 
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martin payne said:
peep part of home alone 1 today, we all know kevin's pop was loaded...but whats up with the wack whips in the garage :picard:

Kevin runs to the garage and sees a stationwagon and some other bucket :pachaha:
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Station wagons were the family car of the 90s. Probably the kind where you can turn the seat around in the back so you can look out the back window on trips. It was like the mini van before the minivan
 
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Listen to BENNY's "Rivi" and picture Kevin's pops. He lived through all that :lift:

One day we reached the point to carrying duffle-bags out of stash houses

Explains the frequent trips

I catch a lick, I won't brag bout it

Explains the station wagons and taking a shot at the Wet Bandits who STAYED trying to be all up in the robberies

I just show up with a mask, with a mag with a bag 'round it

Another shot at the Wets, who never wore masks

Monopoly, I copped the whole board

His family got property all over the world

I'm still gangster, I serve food on the table I chop the coke on

Before that pizza arrived, the whole family was bagging

I play the trap in a snowstorm

Ain't a coincidence he moves the yay in winter in both movies

With a brick, I made a stack, every time they twist the door knob

ANOTHER shot at the Wet Bandits. Last time Harry twisted the McAllister door knob, he got burned :bustback:

They talking bodies, but I doubt that they with it

Peter had Old Man Marley as the shooter

I'm Mr "Bodies on Bodies" so you probably can get it

Another nod to Marley, who knows how to get rid of bodies

Tell me why it's normal when blood spill in the streets

Kevin barely 10 and watching hard gangster movies. Buzz gave no fukks that his younger brother was by himself in the Chi.

Smirk on my face when the judge sentencing me

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I remember when you kept drug-dealing discrete

Moved as a family unit. Safe and friendly.

We cooked the hard into soft in a small apartment

The cookhouse was in NY and they copped the brownstone after they got rich

I heard my brother got cut in a yard in Marcy

Explains why Frank's so hot-headed and paranoid

I feel guilty, cause maybe I just let him?

Peter feels he should've been there to protect his brother and that's why he's always taking him on trips

I'm stacking boxes like UPS

Old Man Marley the shooter steady putting in work :bustback:

I fukk her once a week, but to me that's Romeo and Juliet

Peter's fukking his brother's wife

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