Kevin McAlister from Home Alone was rich as f*ck!
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martin payne
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peep part of home alone 1 today, we all know kevin's pop was loaded...but whats up with the wack whips in the garage 
Kevin runs to the garage and sees a stationwagon and some other bucket
Kevin runs to the garage and sees a stationwagon and some other bucket
PoorAndDangerous
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That's just his personality he was on rogan podcast recently. Seems like a nice guy. Just super white, nerdy & a little weird.
Gotta make that whole hard working family man cover look legit. With all them kids you can’t have Porsche’s, Benz’s all in the driveway.peep part of home alone 1 today, we all know kevin's pop was loaded...but whats up with the wack whips in the garage
Kevin runs to the garage and sees a stationwagon and some other bucket
PoorAndDangerous
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Station wagons were the family car of the 90s. Probably the kind where you can turn the seat around in the back so you can look out the back window on trips. It was like the mini van before the minivanpeep part of home alone 1 today, we all know kevin's pop was loaded...but whats up with the wack whips in the garage
Kevin runs to the garage and sees a stationwagon and some other bucket
$$$HotBoyRonald$$$
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Time to throw this on for the holidays. 
Listen to BENNY's "Rivi" and picture Kevin's pops. He lived through all that
One day we reached the point to carrying duffle-bags out of stash houses
Explains the frequent trips
I catch a lick, I won't brag bout it
Explains the station wagons and taking a shot at the Wet Bandits who STAYED trying to be all up in the robberies
I just show up with a mask, with a mag with a bag 'round it
Another shot at the Wets, who never wore masks
Monopoly, I copped the whole board
His family got property all over the world
I'm still gangster, I serve food on the table I chop the coke on
Before that pizza arrived, the whole family was bagging
I play the trap in a snowstorm
Ain't a coincidence he moves the yay in winter in both movies
With a brick, I made a stack, every time they twist the door knob
ANOTHER shot at the Wet Bandits. Last time Harry twisted the McAllister door knob, he got burned
They talking bodies, but I doubt that they with it
Peter had Old Man Marley as the shooter
I'm Mr "Bodies on Bodies" so you probably can get it
Another nod to Marley, who knows how to get rid of bodies
Tell me why it's normal when blood spill in the streets
Kevin barely 10 and watching hard gangster movies. Buzz gave no fukks that his younger brother was by himself in the Chi.
Smirk on my face when the judge sentencing me
I remember when you kept drug-dealing discrete
Moved as a family unit. Safe and friendly.
We cooked the hard into soft in a small apartment
The cookhouse was in NY and they copped the brownstone after they got rich
I heard my brother got cut in a yard in Marcy
Explains why Frank's so hot-headed and paranoid
I feel guilty, cause maybe I just let him?
Peter feels he should've been there to protect his brother and that's why he's always taking him on trips
I'm stacking boxes like UPS
Old Man Marley the shooter steady putting in work
I fukk her once a week, but to me that's Romeo and Juliet
Peter's fukking his brother's wife
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Concerned Citizen
Stevie Wonder 2099
How the fukk did CPS not get involved after the 2nd time those fukk ups left Kevin alone for Christmas 
CreepyMcCreeperson
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How the fukk did CPS not get involved after the 2nd time those fukk ups left Kevin alone for Christmas
The same reason they let the family have a penthouse suite after his parents were neglectful, and didn’t make sure all the kids were on the plane:
They’re rich and white
Concerned Citizen
Stevie Wonder 2099
Artificial Intelligence
Not Allen Iverson
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3rd Koast Kang
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Y’all really think buzz killed a whole cheese pizza that quick? That one always kept me wondering
Buzz was a hoe ass nikka man lmao
That bullshyt ass apology he gave at the beginning of home alone 2.
Kevin was G about he almost faded that nikka on 2 different occasions.
Buzz was a hoe ass nikka man lmao
That bullshyt ass apology he gave at the beginning of home alone 2.
Kevin was G about he almost faded that nikka on 2 different occasions.
There’s a throw blanket with Kevin’s battle plan illustrated on it. Copped from target yesterday