dam the green lanterns need to shorten/ change that oath. I'm watching my mans take a billion years to finish that bytch, had me thinking we was gonna get Ion vs darkseid
I swear they put that scene in there just to fukk with us.
Darkseid was off causally lasering random patches of ground while scolding Batman
Me:

John is crawling to the battery...is he gonna be Ion now?
John: Through darkest day-
Me:

John stop reading out loud, he'll hear you...
John: let those who worship-
Me: Say they shyt in your head

. This aint your first time reading this shyt!
John: Beware my-
Me:

nikka why you still talking!

i thought you got a degree!?!?!
Darkseid: Oh and drop some of that mantle at my location
John: Green lantern's light!

x10
Me:

Wait he finished it...Ion?
John:
Me:

racist
Also whatever Jo'nn gets burned he screams like a whole bytch

nikka shut