OmegaK2099
Gettin' It In
how does spock bed ohura? he has no personality whatsoever
Just saw the new Star Trek movie
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kingdarius
Wtf u talkin bout? Ya Bish
a ray liotta movie called "crossing over" she play a immigrant and ray liotta a corrupt immigrant officer who tell her he can get her that visa if she do sum favors for him
.....it was pretyy decent plus u get to c that bod 
Crossing Over (2009) - IMDb
a ray liotta movie called "crossing over" she play a immigrant and ray liotta a corrupt immigrant officer who tell her he can get her that visa if she do sum favors for him
Crossing Over (2009) - IMDb
is that the only nude scene brief? or does she get fukked and we see some tittays
This movie was amazing. The thought of JJ Abrams at the helm of the Star Wars is so tantalizing. Khan's red chain gun type thing was sick. The futuristic cities was really cool. Again, I can't wait to see what he does with the Star Wars mythos behind everything... good golly. 
kingdarius
Wtf u talkin bout? Ya Bish
they dont show them banging but she'll b butt ass naked on the bed afterwards while there talkin and you'll see her ass toois that the only nude scene brief? or does she get fukked and we see some tittays
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Superstar
them vulcans got that strong pimp game. chicks love dudes who dont care about em, be on some "yes daddy" shyt. basically, Spock is hard on hoes. hit her with the "live long and prosper" hand right before he bring it down on her face
Berniewood Hogan
IT'S BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIR!
SO IT TAKES 5 MINUTES TO GET FROM THE NEUTRAL ZONE TO EARTH, BROTHER? WATCH THE MOVIE AGAIN, DUDE! THERE WAS NO TIME LAPSE OR IMPLIED LONG DURATION, MEAN GENE! THEY'RE JUST WARPING FROM THE KLINGON BORDER STRAIGHT TO EARTH IN THE TIME IT TAKES TO JERK OFF, JACK!
AND ADMIRAL ROBOCOP WAS GOING TO BLOW UP THE ENTERPRISE IN ORBIT AROUND EARTH, BROTHER? IN HIS OBVIOUSLY STARFLEET-DESIGN SHIP, DUDE? AND HE ADMITTED THIS OVER A DIGITAL COMMUNICATION TRANSMISSION THAT WOULD OBVIOUSLY BE VIEWABLE BY THE TIGHTEST FEDERATION SECURITY IN THE QUADRANT, MEAN GENE?
AND SPOCK IS WILLING TO DIE AS A STARFLEET OFFICER, SAYS HE NEVER WANTS TO FEEL SAD AGAIN AFTER HIS fukkING HOMEWORLD BLEW UP AND HE WATCHED HIS MOM FALL OFF A CLIFF, BUT HE'S BAWLING AND SCREAMING BECAUSE HIS BUDDY JIM IS WILLING TO DIE AS A STARFLEET OFFICER, BROTHER? THIS SCENE WORKED IN STAR TREK II: THE WRATH OF KHAN BECAUSE A RICH AND LENGTHY RAPPORT HAD BEEN BUILT UP BETWEEN THE TWO CHARACTERS, DUDE! PINE AND QUINTO HAVEN'T BUILT THAT CONNECTION, JACK! WILLIAM SHATNER'S ACTING WAS BETTER THAN ZACHARY QUINTO'S, BROTHER! AND WILLIAM SHATNER IS AN AWFUL ACTOR, DUDE!
UHURA SAYS THE KLINGONS RESPECT HONOR BUT THEY WEREN'T ON THAT WORF shyt UNTIL THE NEXT GENERATION, BROTHER! AND THIS STORY TAKES PLACE EVEN BEFORE THE ORIGINAL SERIES, DUDE! THE KLINGONS SHATNERKIRK AND THE GANG RAN INTO WERE BASICALLY JUST SPACE PIRATES WHO LIKED TO dikk WITH PEOPLE, MEAN GENE!
SO KHAN IS GENETICALLY MODIFIED TO BE A SUPERIOR HUMAN BEING IN EVERY RESPECT, BUT HE CAN'T GET HIS CROOKED ENGLISH TEETH FIXED, BROTHER? AND THEY SAID HE WAS 300 YEARS OLD, RIGHT DUDE? AND THIS TAKES PLACE IN 2259, RIGHT TOUGH GUY? SO KHAN WAS GENETICALLY ENGINEERED BEFORE THE ORIGINAL STAR TREK SERIES WAS EVEN ON TELEVISION, BROTHER?
AND THE KEY TO THE WHOLE PLOT WAS CALLING NIMOYSPOCK TO GET THE CHEAT CODES TO THE MOVIE, JACK?
AND THIS TEA SIPPING, DIGESTIVE BISCUIT EATING, LIZARD FACED, ONE NOTE AC-TOR IS SUPPOSED TO BE RICARDO "BROLIC" MONTALBAN, BROTHER?
THIS MOVIE HAS MORE CLIFFHANGING THAN OLD WCW MONDAY NITRO, DUDE! AT ONE POINT THEY'RE HANGING FROM ONE CLIFF, GRAVITY REVERSES, AND NOW THEY'RE HANGING FROM THE OPPOSITE CLIFF IN THE SAME SCENE, MEAN GENE! THE DEFINITION OF AMUSEMENT PARK FILM, CHAMP!
STAR TREK WAS ALWAYS DRIVEN BY RICH RELATIONSHIPS BETWEEN CHARACTERS IMBUED WITH AN UNSHAKEABLE BELIEF IN THE PEACEFUL TRIUMPH OF HUMANISM, BROTHER! THE ARNOLD ACTION MOVIE TROPES, THE MACHISMO, AND THE HUGO BOSS NAZI UNIFORMS SIGNIFY TO THE HULKSTER THAT THIS IS JUST A CASH GRAB NAMED STAR TREK, BROTHER!
AND ADMIRAL ROBOCOP WAS GOING TO BLOW UP THE ENTERPRISE IN ORBIT AROUND EARTH, BROTHER? IN HIS OBVIOUSLY STARFLEET-DESIGN SHIP, DUDE? AND HE ADMITTED THIS OVER A DIGITAL COMMUNICATION TRANSMISSION THAT WOULD OBVIOUSLY BE VIEWABLE BY THE TIGHTEST FEDERATION SECURITY IN THE QUADRANT, MEAN GENE?
AND SPOCK IS WILLING TO DIE AS A STARFLEET OFFICER, SAYS HE NEVER WANTS TO FEEL SAD AGAIN AFTER HIS fukkING HOMEWORLD BLEW UP AND HE WATCHED HIS MOM FALL OFF A CLIFF, BUT HE'S BAWLING AND SCREAMING BECAUSE HIS BUDDY JIM IS WILLING TO DIE AS A STARFLEET OFFICER, BROTHER? THIS SCENE WORKED IN STAR TREK II: THE WRATH OF KHAN BECAUSE A RICH AND LENGTHY RAPPORT HAD BEEN BUILT UP BETWEEN THE TWO CHARACTERS, DUDE! PINE AND QUINTO HAVEN'T BUILT THAT CONNECTION, JACK! WILLIAM SHATNER'S ACTING WAS BETTER THAN ZACHARY QUINTO'S, BROTHER! AND WILLIAM SHATNER IS AN AWFUL ACTOR, DUDE!
UHURA SAYS THE KLINGONS RESPECT HONOR BUT THEY WEREN'T ON THAT WORF shyt UNTIL THE NEXT GENERATION, BROTHER! AND THIS STORY TAKES PLACE EVEN BEFORE THE ORIGINAL SERIES, DUDE! THE KLINGONS SHATNERKIRK AND THE GANG RAN INTO WERE BASICALLY JUST SPACE PIRATES WHO LIKED TO dikk WITH PEOPLE, MEAN GENE!
SO KHAN IS GENETICALLY MODIFIED TO BE A SUPERIOR HUMAN BEING IN EVERY RESPECT, BUT HE CAN'T GET HIS CROOKED ENGLISH TEETH FIXED, BROTHER? AND THEY SAID HE WAS 300 YEARS OLD, RIGHT DUDE? AND THIS TAKES PLACE IN 2259, RIGHT TOUGH GUY? SO KHAN WAS GENETICALLY ENGINEERED BEFORE THE ORIGINAL STAR TREK SERIES WAS EVEN ON TELEVISION, BROTHER?
AND THE KEY TO THE WHOLE PLOT WAS CALLING NIMOYSPOCK TO GET THE CHEAT CODES TO THE MOVIE, JACK?
AND THIS TEA SIPPING, DIGESTIVE BISCUIT EATING, LIZARD FACED, ONE NOTE AC-TOR IS SUPPOSED TO BE RICARDO "BROLIC" MONTALBAN, BROTHER?
THIS MOVIE HAS MORE CLIFFHANGING THAN OLD WCW MONDAY NITRO, DUDE! AT ONE POINT THEY'RE HANGING FROM ONE CLIFF, GRAVITY REVERSES, AND NOW THEY'RE HANGING FROM THE OPPOSITE CLIFF IN THE SAME SCENE, MEAN GENE! THE DEFINITION OF AMUSEMENT PARK FILM, CHAMP!
STAR TREK WAS ALWAYS DRIVEN BY RICH RELATIONSHIPS BETWEEN CHARACTERS IMBUED WITH AN UNSHAKEABLE BELIEF IN THE PEACEFUL TRIUMPH OF HUMANISM, BROTHER! THE ARNOLD ACTION MOVIE TROPES, THE MACHISMO, AND THE HUGO BOSS NAZI UNIFORMS SIGNIFY TO THE HULKSTER THAT THIS IS JUST A CASH GRAB NAMED STAR TREK, BROTHER!
Ethnic Vagina Finder
The Great Paper Chaser
Berniewood Hogan
IT'S BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIR!
Jack Martinez
Rookie
Very enjoyable movie but the script was terrible.
I don't know why Kurtzman and Orci keep getting work. (These are the guys that wrote the Transformers movies, Cowboys and Aliens)
And with the amount ofmoments it's no surprise that Damon Lindelof was also involved
They've done some solid work. I still don't understand the hate for the 1st Transformers. It was a well done popcorn flick with a simple plot and good humor.
The 2nd Transformers movie was an abomination and that was due to the writers strike. They even admitted it was ass. They didn't touch the 3rd.
But they also did MI3 which was solid, the first Star Trek was great, some work on Fringe, and Cowboys & Aliens. The latter was ok.
