Just Got A Happy Ending At Massage Parlor, brehs

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Reminds me of the time I went to a hole in the wall strip club

and this hoe from Alcorn State asked me if I wanted to fukk for 60 dollars when I asked how much a dance was

I was looking at her like
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nikka stop lying, you know you fukked that hoe. :russ:
 

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Another thing is at these spots even when you get covered head if you tell them to suck your balls most of the time they still do it....

yeah they know your clean because they just washed you down with the table shower but the thing with the american backpage hoes is even if you take a shower right in front of them or something and tell them to do some shyt like that(not that people ever shower at a backpage hoe's spot lol just saying) they would roll their eyes and say "I don't do that" :childplease:


only thing that annoys me about the massage parlors is that even for the hour they only let you bust one time :scust:

If they do let you go a 2nd time they always try to tell you the 2nd time has to be a handjob/blowjob. I dont know why the mamasans have that stupid ass rule. let people fukk both times.

So the backpage hoes you see for the hour have an advantage in that department since you can bust twice in an hour with them

so pretty much the massage parlors are just worth it for the catering and getting your balls licked :mjlol:
some broad told me my 30 minutes was done when I busted in 10 minutes.

me: I still got 20 minutes left right? :shaq:

her: naw nikka once you nut your done :usure:


me: well you need to give me 20 of that 100 back I gave you :mjpls:I paid for 30 minutes not a quick visit you need to suck my dikk or something :upsetfavre:


her: well you need to hurry up i have another appt :beli:


she answers the phone which was on the dresser, she leaves her purse with all her bread in clear sight, i took my money back, took my joint off safety and hauled ass out the hotel :russ:.....that was the last time I did that shyt
 

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What state you from? First of all you can never say never but i would say its would be a small ass chance to have a sting occur....TThe sting thing doesn't really happen with the asian massage spots. Now in terms of they themselves getting busted....now that shyt happens alot and many times it is to blame because they are obvious as fukk.

For example as i say in JBO i been going to a spanish spot for years....for $40 quickies...suck and fukk. In NY there are many spanish quickie spots, they advertise on backpage also. They accept everyone but then there are some more lowkey that are more private and only go with Spanish dudes or some shyt :mjpls:

The vast majority though are really open. Have some fine ass Dominican, Venezuelan, Colombian, Brazil,etc chicks. Some spots have 2 girls and some have 3 girls. They change both girls every Monday and whoever is there Monday will be there for the week...one day during that week either a Tuesday or Wednesday one of the girls will get day off and be temporarily replaced and then be back the remaining days...

So anyway i'm getting off topic...my point is the spanish spots despite how popular they are much less sus than the asian spots. The spanish will be lowkey and be like in an industrial area or something or apartment.........

























Meanwhile the stupid ass asian spots :snoop: will be sus as fukk. Have places with LED lights and pics of asian women then act :why: :dwillhuh: when they get busted. So i don't blame you for being scared to deal with them. In terms of them pulling a sting on you, completely unlikely....you have to remember the simple obvious fact that police don't have asian police officers to randomly be in a room...with a setup that looks like an asian parlour and then tell you your under arrest... :pachaha:

I mean come on son picture that... a female asian police officer speaking bad ENGRISH and then 2 seconds later saying FREEEEEEZE.

In terms of the :mjpls: from what i was told the Chinese will be more likely to be that way....but the Koreans are :manny: whatever about it. Like a town close to me has at least 4 of them in it...and its a small ass town. Its a town that is like 90 something percent Black. I'm sure white guys see the ads and drive there but obviously if the neighborhood is mainly Black they will just let you go in lol and not lose money. There has been times i haven't been there in months ..and i just walk up no call nothing and ring the bell and they greet me and let me in :mjpls:

I mean im glad its easy but at the same time i'm like they would be easy as fukk to rob.

So basically if your in a Black neighborhood you have a better chance of getting in without any problems

But what i was saying is alot of these spots are too obvious and that is what gets them in trouble more than the spanish quickie spots. The one i went to has a nice hiding spot but most of them don't. Even worse they wlll put their name "_____SPA" as if most people don't think prostitution when they see that.




As far as the higher priced hoes....yeah that was always weird to me also. Some of them started getting around that by telling guys they can do "work verification" where they send their place of employment so it can be verified where they work....But if i were you i would not do that crazy shyt lmao...i would not trust those hoes.


When it comes to preventing being setup by police with independent backpage hoes....


1....Outcalls....if your not afraid to have them come to your house. Again i dont like to make absolutes but its a much less chance you get arrested in an outcall. Most cops do their stings at incall locations such as hotels. Cops usually would not drive to a house for a sting because they know that is dangerous as fukk and they would put one of their own in trouble.

2. Reviews.....google the number and see if the girl has reviews...

3..Post history....again google the number.......see if the girl posted for months on end. Usually police would have posted once or twice/couple of times and then disappeared. Very unlikely police would have posts going back months. They would at least change the number.



sorry i know the message is all over the place but i think i pretty much covered everything :manny:

In NY standard rates for massage is $60 for one hour...They will wash you down with a table shower and clean up your ass crack with a shower head :ahh: and wash your dikk too. Then to have them fukk you usually tips start at $80 and up.
Link me to the spanish joints in NYC :feedme:
 

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I used to go to the ones in private homes when I was 19 because I didn't want to deal with the feds . The block was hot in my area back then :whew: Never fukked but I learned how to build stamina . If it was an hour, I was going to try to last as long as possible. Be busting around the 59th minute mark :troll:

Haven't been to one since but I've been thinking about it :patrice:
 

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fukk backpage.. that shyt is for amatures and people just looking to get scammed..At least that was my experience with it 7 years ago...


Go to rubmaps.com and see what kinda spots are in your area...or go to Massage Parlor Reports [Archive] - USASexGuide and type in your city and see what the people are saying...


Asian have never been:mjpls: with me. From my experience they are just about business... if you have the cash they'll have thr scratch for your itch

Just go in there nicely dressed..clean etc.. and they will take care of you for the most part..


If you tryna hit up Asia..I recommend Pattya Thailand...(I lived there for about year so I really know the ins and outs. But its madd cheap to stay there)

i heard massage parlors rarely let you fukk? and there are hella unwritten rules and shyt?

i would love to do like 2-3 months each in several cheap countries and document everything raw and uncut - were you with friends or dolo?

What state you from? First of all you can never say never but i would say its would be a small ass chance to have a sting occur....TThe sting thing doesn't really happen with the asian massage spots. Now in terms of they themselves getting busted....now that shyt happens alot and many times it is to blame because they are obvious as fukk.

For example as i say in JBO i been going to a spanish spot for years....for $40 quickies...suck and fukk. In NY there are many spanish quickie spots, they advertise on backpage also. They accept everyone but then there are some more lowkey that are more private and only go with Spanish dudes or some shyt :mjpls:

The vast majority though are really open. Have some fine ass Dominican, Venezuelan, Colombian, Brazil,etc chicks. Some spots have 2 girls and some have 3 girls. They change both girls every Monday and whoever is there Monday will be there for the week...one day during that week either a Tuesday or Wednesday one of the girls will get day off and be temporarily replaced and then be back the remaining days...

So anyway i'm getting off topic...my point is the spanish spots despite how popular they are much less sus than the asian spots. The spanish will be lowkey and be like in an industrial area or something or apartment.........

























Meanwhile the stupid ass asian spots :snoop: will be sus as fukk. Have places with LED lights and pics of asian women then act :why: :dwillhuh: when they get busted. So i don't blame you for being scared to deal with them. In terms of them pulling a sting on you, completely unlikely....you have to remember the simple obvious fact that police don't have asian police officers to randomly be in a room...with a setup that looks like an asian parlour and then tell you your under arrest... :pachaha:

I mean come on son picture that... a female asian police officer speaking bad ENGRISH and then 2 seconds later saying FREEEEEEZE.

In terms of the :mjpls: from what i was told the Chinese will be more likely to be that way....but the Koreans are :manny: whatever about it. Like a town close to me has at least 4 of them in it...and its a small ass town. Its a town that is like 90 something percent Black. I'm sure white guys see the ads and drive there but obviously if the neighborhood is mainly Black they will just let you go in lol and not lose money. There has been times i haven't been there in months ..and i just walk up no call nothing and ring the bell and they greet me and let me in :mjpls:

I mean im glad its easy but at the same time i'm like they would be easy as fukk to rob.

So basically if your in a Black neighborhood you have a better chance of getting in without any problems

But what i was saying is alot of these spots are too obvious and that is what gets them in trouble more than the spanish quickie spots. The one i went to has a nice hiding spot but most of them don't. Even worse they wlll put their name "_____SPA" as if most people don't think prostitution when they see that.




As far as the higher priced hoes....yeah that was always weird to me also. Some of them started getting around that by telling guys they can do "work verification" where they send their place of employment so it can be verified where they work....But if i were you i would not do that crazy shyt lmao...i would not trust those hoes.


When it comes to preventing being setup by police with independent backpage hoes....


1....Outcalls....if your not afraid to have them come to your house. Again i dont like to make absolutes but its a much less chance you get arrested in an outcall. Most cops do their stings at incall locations such as hotels. Cops usually would not drive to a house for a sting because they know that is dangerous as fukk and they would put one of their own in trouble.

2. Reviews.....google the number and see if the girl has reviews...

3..Post history....again google the number.......see if the girl posted for months on end. Usually police would have posted once or twice/couple of times and then disappeared. Very unlikely police would have posts going back months. They would at least change the number.



sorry i know the message is all over the place but i think i pretty much covered everything :manny:

In NY standard rates for massage is $60 for one hour...They will wash you down with a table shower and clean up your ass crack with a shower head :ahh: and wash your dikk too. Then to have them fukk you usually tips start at $80 and up.

:whew:+rep

i'm in los angeles so it's probably way different, i've never heard of spots like those latin ones but they sound :ahh: i'm sure they have spots like that in little armenia but that's all mob shyt :whoa: and almost surely :mjpls: going to do some research into little ethiopia though :steviej:

from what i've heard and seen, asians be trafficking so many girls like "just arrived this week!" :heh::patrice:mostly around koreatown/downtown, i might just take a leap of faith, fukk it
 

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i heard massage parlors rarely let you fukk? and there are hella unwritten rules and shyt?

i would love to do like 2-3 months each in several cheap countries and document everything raw and uncut - were you with friends or dolo?



:whew:+rep

i'm in los angeles so it's probably way different, i've never heard of spots like those latin ones but they sound :ahh: i'm sure they have spots like that in little armenia but that's all mob shyt :whoa: and almost surely :mjpls: going to do some research into little ethiopia though :steviej:

from what i've heard and seen, asians be trafficking so many girls like "just arrived this week!" :heh::patrice:mostly around koreatown/downtown, i might just take a leap of faith, fukk it

Yeah i don't know what you mean by the "rarely let you fukk" shyt :pachaha: lol

What i'm thinking is alot of guys like the OP have the girl pull on their dikk and assume it only means a handjob. Most parlors let you fukk but maybe its just cause im in NY...Another state i know the parlors are big in is Hawaii and on a review site guys say its alot of fukking there too.

The spanish spots are that cheap and have been around for decades i guess to cater to the working Hispanic dudes who need something quick after work. And i guess its pretty much been a tradition since then. I'm guessing they have them in Jersey too. From looking at that fact I would assume obviously they are only in states with heavy Hispanic population.

Must be some in Florida too.

Without a doubt breh most of these places whether Latin or Asian have to be mob involved.

Its hilarious to me how everyone like Trump always talking about the Mexicans meanwhile the Koreans and Chinese are trafficking their own women and leaving them in shytty apartments to have sex with guys 20 hours a day :mjlol: :dead:

Asians are so quiet people never call them out for their shyt.


Can you imagine the uproar if there was Ghana massage parlors all over America with men going in and out day and night? :heh:


I still use Backpage though for regular chicks...like this one right here been posting since the summer....FINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE as fukk Dominican bytch

Sexy Alexys Doing Incalls - New York escorts - backpage.com

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$80 quickie has 2 good reviews online. Got in touch with her once , I would always notice she would post in the morning and then stop posting ...asked her if she leaves in the afternoon or something and she told me yeah and she works 12 am to 12 pm only....

Ill be in that p*ssy in 2017 for the coli...I promise guys i wont let you down :wow:
 
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