Just Got A Happy Ending At Massage Parlor, brehs

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The Situation said:
Why would you pay a bytch for something you could do yourself? :dwillhuh:
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Black Reign said:
They probably do allow fukking at that spot but he was too slow as hell to realize it.

:mjlol: ill never get guys who go there just to get happy endings and not just pay for the whole shyt and bust a nut. if you just gonna get jerked off should have stayed home
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Have yall not had a professional hand job? Women have all different hand sizes, hands are different textures, manicured and polished nails, a completely different angle.

You get to completely relax while she's makes it do what it do.

If you're wearing a glove full of Vaseline all day, painting your nails, using special oils and trying different techniques teasing your own dikk that's on you.

Not enjoying a hand on from someone else is like Gordon Ramsey never going out to eat because he can cook his damn self.
 
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nikkahs B. Wildin said:
Have yall not had a professional hand job? Women have all different hand sizes, hands are different textures, manicured and polished nails, a completely different angle.

You get to completely relax while she's makes it do what it do.

If you're wearing a glove full of Vaseline all day, painting your nails, using special oils and trying different techniques teasing your own dikk that's on you.

Not enjoying a hand on from someone else is like Gordon Ramsey never going out to eat because he can cook his damn self.
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Ain't no handjob worth $20 unless the bytch got the hands of an angel :comeon:. Even then that shyt is $5 tops
 
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Professor Mac said:
I had me a 4 handed massage by two cute lil Asian broads last year..well worth the money... one really liked me and took off her shirt , completely spontaneously, so I could suck on her titties while the other heroes me off...:wow:


Ya boy left out there like:mjgrin:
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Black Reign said:
Another thing is at these spots even when you get covered head if you tell them to suck your balls most of the time they still do it....

yeah they know your clean because they just washed you down with the table shower but the thing with the american backpage hoes is even if you take a shower right in front of them or something and tell them to do some shyt like that(not that people ever shower at a backpage hoe's spot lol just saying) they would roll their eyes and say "I don't do that" :childplease:


only thing that annoys me about the massage parlors is that even for the hour they only let you bust one time :scust:

If they do let you go a 2nd time they always try to tell you the 2nd time has to be a handjob/blowjob. I dont know why the mamasans have that stupid ass rule. let people fukk both times.

So the backpage hoes you see for the hour have an advantage in that department since you can bust twice in an hour with them

so pretty much the massage parlors are just worth it for the catering and getting your balls licked :mjlol:
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i need one of y'all to put a young breh up on game or make a thread in jbo or something

i want to do this shyt just for the experience, but it just seems so sketchy to me and it seems like they are all :mjpls:

also how do you tell if a backpage ad is the feds or a robbery setup

and i noticed all the upper end escorts do screening and need references, but how tf do you get a reference for the first time :heh:

i'm trying to go to asia and have 5 thots on me at least once before i'm 25 though, take advantage of the exchange rates
 
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Adidacs said:
i need one of y'all to put a young breh up on game or make a thread in jbo or something

i want to do this shyt just for the experience, but it just seems so sketchy to me and it seems like they are all :mjpls:

also how do you tell if a backpage ad is the feds or a robbery setup

and i noticed all the upper end escorts do screening and need references, but how tf do you get a reference for the first time :heh:

i'm trying to go to asia and have 5 thots on me at least once before i'm 25 though, take advantage of the exchange rates
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fukk backpage.. that shyt is for amatures and people just looking to get scammed..At least that was my experience with it 7 years ago...


Go to rubmaps.com and see what kinda spots are in your area...or go to Massage Parlor Reports [Archive] - USASexGuide and type in your city and see what the people are saying...


Asian have never been:mjpls: with me. From my experience they are just about business... if you have the cash they'll have thr scratch for your itch

Just go in there nicely dressed..clean etc.. and they will take care of you for the most part..


If you tryna hit up Asia..I recommend Pattya Thailand...(I lived there for about year so I really know the ins and outs. But its madd cheap to stay there)
 
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Adidacs said:
i need one of y'all to put a young breh up on game or make a thread in jbo or something

i want to do this shyt just for the experience, but it just seems so sketchy to me and it seems like they are all :mjpls:

also how do you tell if a backpage ad is the feds or a robbery setup

and i noticed all the upper end escorts do screening and need references, but how tf do you get a reference for the first time :heh:

i'm trying to go to asia and have 5 thots on me at least once before i'm 25 though, take advantage of the exchange rates
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What state you from? First of all you can never say never but i would say its would be a small ass chance to have a sting occur....TThe sting thing doesn't really happen with the asian massage spots. Now in terms of they themselves getting busted....now that shyt happens alot and many times it is to blame because they are obvious as fukk.

For example as i say in JBO i been going to a spanish spot for years....for $40 quickies...suck and fukk. In NY there are many spanish quickie spots, they advertise on backpage also. They accept everyone but then there are some more lowkey that are more private and only go with Spanish dudes or some shyt :mjpls:

The vast majority though are really open. Have some fine ass Dominican, Venezuelan, Colombian, Brazil,etc chicks. Some spots have 2 girls and some have 3 girls. They change both girls every Monday and whoever is there Monday will be there for the week...one day during that week either a Tuesday or Wednesday one of the girls will get day off and be temporarily replaced and then be back the remaining days...

So anyway i'm getting off topic...my point is the spanish spots despite how popular they are much less sus than the asian spots. The spanish will be lowkey and be like in an industrial area or something or apartment.........

























Meanwhile the stupid ass asian spots :snoop: will be sus as fukk. Have places with LED lights and pics of asian women then act :why: :dwillhuh: when they get busted. So i don't blame you for being scared to deal with them. In terms of them pulling a sting on you, completely unlikely....you have to remember the simple obvious fact that police don't have asian police officers to randomly be in a room...with a setup that looks like an asian parlour and then tell you your under arrest... :pachaha:

I mean come on son picture that... a female asian police officer speaking bad ENGRISH and then 2 seconds later saying FREEEEEEZE.

In terms of the :mjpls: from what i was told the Chinese will be more likely to be that way....but the Koreans are :manny: whatever about it. Like a town close to me has at least 4 of them in it...and its a small ass town. Its a town that is like 90 something percent Black. I'm sure white guys see the ads and drive there but obviously if the neighborhood is mainly Black they will just let you go in lol and not lose money. There has been times i haven't been there in months ..and i just walk up no call nothing and ring the bell and they greet me and let me in :mjpls:

I mean im glad its easy but at the same time i'm like they would be easy as fukk to rob.

So basically if your in a Black neighborhood you have a better chance of getting in without any problems

But what i was saying is alot of these spots are too obvious and that is what gets them in trouble more than the spanish quickie spots. The one i went to has a nice hiding spot but most of them don't. Even worse they wlll put their name "_____SPA" as if most people don't think prostitution when they see that.




As far as the higher priced hoes....yeah that was always weird to me also. Some of them started getting around that by telling guys they can do "work verification" where they send their place of employment so it can be verified where they work....But if i were you i would not do that crazy shyt lmao...i would not trust those hoes.


When it comes to preventing being setup by police with independent backpage hoes....


1....Outcalls....if your not afraid to have them come to your house. Again i dont like to make absolutes but its a much less chance you get arrested in an outcall. Most cops do their stings at incall locations such as hotels. Cops usually would not drive to a house for a sting because they know that is dangerous as fukk and they would put one of their own in trouble.

2. Reviews.....google the number and see if the girl has reviews...

3..Post history....again google the number.......see if the girl posted for months on end. Usually police would have posted once or twice/couple of times and then disappeared. Very unlikely police would have posts going back months. They would at least change the number.



sorry i know the message is all over the place but i think i pretty much covered everything :manny:

In NY standard rates for massage is $60 for one hour...They will wash you down with a table shower and clean up your ass crack with a shower head :ahh: and wash your dikk too. Then to have them fukk you usually tips start at $80 and up.
 
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