@RealEarthQuake night was crazy.. Chris Tucker showed up and did a set.. Quake n nem killed this dude in the audience LOL
@RealEarthQuake night was crazy.. Chris Tucker showed up and did a set.. Quake n nem killed this dude in the audience LOL
@RealEarthQuake night was crazy.. Chris Tucker showed up and did a set.. Quake n nem killed this dude in the audience LOL
Please don't be bullshyttin me.
So GeneralMills really got sonned to Oblivion
Story funny as fukk regardless, but knowing it's the truth would bring it to legendary status.
Hey General Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
In hindsight. you are probably correct breh.
1. Hecklers, if not handled by the comedian, get kicked out...nobody would've sided with you when they paid their hard earned money to see Earthquake and have a good time...NOT YOU.
2. Why were you upset to begin with, he's a comedian, his profession is to be funny. Would you be mad if you lost a 1-on-1 bball game to a NBA player? Would you be mad if you couldn't act on screen with Denzel? Would you be mad if you couldn't keep up with Michael Phelps in a swimming pool? This wasn't some regular off brand on the street random person sonning, it was a professional, seasoned, FUNNY, black comedian. It's his job to be funny, and he succeeded.
AND you came back for more...go look in the mirror homie (figuratively) you asked for this through your insecurities, should've just laughed along with it and enjoyed the show the first and second time.
1. Hecklers, if not handled by the comedian, get kicked out...nobody would've sided with you when they paid their hard earned money to see Earthquake and have a good time...NOT YOU.
2. Why were you upset to begin with, he's a comedian, his profession is to be funny. Would you be mad if you lost a 1-on-1 bball game to a NBA player? Would you be mad if you couldn't act on screen with Denzel? Would you be mad if you couldn't keep up with Michael Phelps in a swimming pool? This wasn't some regular off brand on the street random person sonning, it was a professional, seasoned, FUNNY, black comedian. It's his job to be funny, and he succeeded.
AND you came back for more...go look in the mirror homie (figuratively) you asked for this through your insecurities, should've just laughed along with it and enjoyed the show the first and second time.
Mine too, but still...SMH @ bringing logic to this situation. His sonning my entertainment....
They have history, breh
Earthquake then said. . WHY ARE YOU SITTING WAY IN THE BACK GENERALLLLLLLL???!!!!!! As if on que a server brought out a chair from the back and placed it at my homies table up front.
COME ON UP AND HAVE A SEAT GENERALLLLLLLL!!! He then tells the crowd that General is his biggest fan. He comes to all of his shows in Jax. The whole club is Some redneck starts yelling. GO UP FRONT. GO UP FRONT. Then of course all of the other followers pick up on that and soon everyone is yelling it.
So I creep up front. The fukking spotlight is on me the whole way. I sit at the table and look at my war buddies. They are Brehs its just the opening 15 minutes of his set. He still has a whole 45 min left. We are fukked.
Earthquake then decides its story time. He retells the story of our last meeting. But of course he exaggerates everyfukking thing. Talkinbout how I was wearing the same clothes both times I went to the club and it was some fukking Cross Colurs shirt with some Bugle Boy pants with suspenders.
Talked about how I was such a lame and that it could have all been avoided if I would have just hooked up him up with some green. Said he knew I smoked cause my lips and gums were black as fukk. I had nothing.
This is hilarious breh.
But I still feel a lil bad for my Coli brehthren
You are stand up for taking your L and still showing you face amongst the wolves.