June 28th. Get your popcorn ready.

[Metta World Movement]

We are in and . . . They are sitting at a table together. I am still way in the back. Earthquake comes on. What does he do? Right away he focuses on my two homies. Straight off the bat. . He says. . .

WHAT THE FUCCCCKKK? WHERE ARE THE FEMALESSSSSSSS? ALL THESE FINE FEMALES IN HERE AND YOU TWO ARE SHACKED UP AT A SMALL AS TABLE?? TOUCHING ELBOWS N shytTTTTTTTT.

The one homie who had some balls told him to shut the fukk up Earthquake took that shyt as a challenge it seems. He asked the bytch homie . . You going to let your girl run off at the mouth like that? Then he sonned the fukk out of both of them. A whole rant about gay fakkits and the whole place is looking at them

THIS THREAD TURNED OUT EXACTLY HOW I EXPECTED IT TO

 

[Hiphoplives4eva]

You should have asked the forum for a better plan breh.

 

[Ice Cold]

Literally the best thread i've read in days
This belongs in the rafters

 

[ThaBronxBully]

Literally the best thread i've read in days
This belongs in the rafters

Did You Read The One Were He Got Sonned By A Mascot? shyt Had Me In Tears

 

[duncanthetall]

Did You Read The One Were He Got Sonned By A Mascot? shyt Had Me In Tears

lmao yeah that shyt was laffs. he takes l's in the most hilarious unexpected ways I can't give the boy nothin but props

 

[Jesus]

 

[Ice Cold]

Did You Read The One Were He Got Sonned By A Mascot? shyt Had Me In Tears

I did general my nikka but taking the L twice to this same dude
nikka earthquake had psychic powers over general

 

[West Coast Avenger]

.................

 

[JBoy]

Damn he did the homey General Mills like the Bushes did Saddam

 

[charknicks]

Now, this is one of the funniest stories I have heard in a while, but....

we all know that EVERYTHING is video/ voice recorded on phones. EVERYONE'S comedy set are leaked online these days. Now I know if you planned to try to son 'Quake on stage last night, you would have had either a video or voice recording for a keepsake. I'm gonna need to hear this roasting on my own, bruh. Produce that.

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

 

[innocentdevil]

 

[Arcavian]

 

[BruhMayne]

The nikka so good at telling the stories of these L's that is doesnt even matter if its ducktales or not

The funniest thing about this shyt is I always envision Earthquake literally saying "GENERRAALLLL"...I know I cant be the only one

 

[PortCityProphet]

i literally got tears runnin down my face
@ him knowing your gameplan upfront .
this some wil-e-coyote roadrunner shyt. guess which one you are