Bryan Danielson
Jmare007 x Bryan Danielson x JLova = King Ghidorah
@wire28 @Box Factory stop me if you heard this one
Once again our paths cross and y’all are in the way of our destiny. We need this win more than yall.
I hope yall are prepared for war cuz Gawd knows we are
A Hunter goes into the woods and sees this grizzly, the biggest one he’s ever seen.
He raises his rifle and he fires.
The Bear falls, the hunger rushes forward. And to his surprise there’s no bear. There’s no broken twigs, there’s no blood.
And then suddenly, the grizzly throws his massive arm around the hunter’s shoulder and explains.
“You took your shot. You missed. So either I feast, or, and the choice is your, I fukk you!”
Naturally the hunter chooses life.
The next day, the hunter returns to the woods with a much bigger gun, and he spots the bear again.
And he aims, he fires. The bear falls. The hunter charges.
No sign of the Bear, until the Bear is standing besides him, saying “You know the deal.”
Indignity ensues.
The following day, the hunter treks back to the woods.
This time with a bazooka.
He sees the bear, lines him up in his crosshairs, fires.
The recoil from the bazooka throws him backwards.
And he looks up as the smoke’s clearing, and there’s the bear standing above him arms crossed.
And the bear squints.
“You’re not really out here for hunting are you?”
He raises his rifle and he fires.
The Bear falls, the hunger rushes forward. And to his surprise there’s no bear. There’s no broken twigs, there’s no blood.
And then suddenly, the grizzly throws his massive arm around the hunter’s shoulder and explains.
“You took your shot. You missed. So either I feast, or, and the choice is your, I fukk you!”
Naturally the hunter chooses life.
The next day, the hunter returns to the woods with a much bigger gun, and he spots the bear again.
And he aims, he fires. The bear falls. The hunter charges.
No sign of the Bear, until the Bear is standing besides him, saying “You know the deal.”
Indignity ensues.
The following day, the hunter treks back to the woods.
This time with a bazooka.
He sees the bear, lines him up in his crosshairs, fires.
The recoil from the bazooka throws him backwards.
And he looks up as the smoke’s clearing, and there’s the bear standing above him arms crossed.
And the bear squints.
“You’re not really out here for hunting are you?”
Once again our paths cross and y’all are in the way of our destiny. We need this win more than yall.
I hope yall are prepared for war cuz Gawd knows we are
that is what we need for a full game.
