John Hammond is the worst theme (Jurassic) Park owner ever.
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I hope they retcon his death just to bring back an armless Sam Jackson for a cameo.he died, whats she doing with his arm tho
Lord_nikon
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I forgot mr Masrani died in real life
CreepyMcCreeperson
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How is his estate not sued into oblivion?
The axe murderer
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Take It In Blood
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seems like there's a huge catastrophic event with the park every several years
you'd think it would have been shut down by now
you'd think it would have been shut down by now
White greed knows no bounds.
Idiots keep going to the Park. Paying hard earned money to put themselves and their children at risk. Well supply and demand
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They supplying the dinosaurs with meatWhite greed knows no bounds.
Idiots keep going to the Park. Paying hard earned money to put themselves and their children at risk. Well supply and demand
Dude the whole damn time was like.....In hindsight the new owner was a mega idiot too that created alot of dinosaurs that WAS TOO DANGEROUS!!!fukking idiot... splicing the dinosaur genes and giving it intelligence and cloaking/ camouflage skin on top of that...
"You wanna see my helicopter skills?" You might wanna be more focused on letting Ole gurl making dinosaur with the marketing team.
The axe murderer
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Claire gets a major pass for letting those dinosaurs go and wreck havok on a massive scale 
Then she becomes a major protagonist too
Then she becomes a major protagonist too
Claire gets a major pass for letting those dinosaurs go and wreck havok on a massive scale
Then she becomes a major protagonist too
So... Instead of calling for the park to immediately evacuate or atleast go into safety lock down.
Get hundreds people killed because she did not value human life more than making money when they had an assest (Indo Rex) out of containment for hours.
She becomes a Dinosaur activitist in the next film...
The axe murderer
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Apparently the movie treats this as a good thing too.
"I have to do it because they are alive, like me"
Yeah those killing machines are exactly like you..... you absolute killmonger
She doesn't even ask, "Where is Zara?" when she is eaten alive just moments before their arrival.
The axe murderer
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Tried to overcompensate for not seeing the dinosaurs as living beings then turned into a PETA activistShe doesn't even ask, "Where is Zara?" when she is eaten alive just moments before their arrival.
By the time masrani was dead so she should've been thrown under the jail