John Hammond is the worst theme (Jurassic) Park owner ever.
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OneManGang
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SmhUp until this post, I thought Nedry was really his son
Neo. The Only. The One.
THE ONE
Smh
Bro i really did. I'm not even joking. I thought that Nedry was the black sheep of the family and thats why the children didn't acknowledge him as their uncle.
ShaDynasty
Chaos Theory Part 1 - The Album
Bro i really did. I'm not even joking. I thought that Nedry was the black sheep of the family and thats why the children didn't acknowledge him as their uncle.
ShaDynasty
Chaos Theory Part 1 - The Album
Lol I might be bugging but I think I had a toy as a kid of this character with a detachable gnawed off arm.
The 90s was another world...
Bro i really did. I'm not even joking. I thought that Nedry was the black sheep of the family and thats why the children didn't acknowledge him as their uncle.
bro
Neo. The Only. The One.
THE ONE
bro
I mean... I was what 7 when I first saw the movie?
And at that time, I guess I couldn't fathom the sarcasm behind him saying "thanks dad" cause in my mind what employee would get sarcastic and disrespectful with his boss and not get fired?
So I thought it was really his dad and he was the F-up of the family that got a job simply because he was Hammonds son.
I mean... I was what 7 when I first saw the movie?
And at that time, I guess I couldn't fathom the sarcasm behind him saying "thanks dad" cause in my mind what employee would get sarcastic and disrespectful with his boss and not get fired?
So I thought it was really his dad and he was the F-up of the family that got a job simply because he was Hammonds son.
dora_da_destroyer
Master Baker
Said Chilean sea bass was damn near fished into extinction after the name drop in JPFood looked fancy tho
Edit: recipe
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My favorite fish to this day. expensive af thoughSaid Chilean sea bass was damn near fished into extinction after the name drop in JP
Food looked fancy tho
Ellie was like
"What the fukk is this shyt?"Up until this post, I thought Nedry was really his son
"Find Nedry.., Check the Vending Machines!" If you put it in THAT Context. Then it gets even more hilarious. John sounds like a father of the year, telling someone else to find his fat piece of shyt son. And then to top it off, tells them to check the vending machine first like his diabetic ass is looking score some M&M's that he hid from him.
invincible1914
G.O.M.A.B.
It looks like he gave people “The Real Experience”. Better than 3D. He really should have put up hidden cameras and made it a reality show. I would have tuned in.
MenacingMonk
Tranquilo
I’m watching it right now and dude is basically a mark with money. 
He’s not bad like OP made him out to be. Newman was just a greedy fukk who probably couldn’t balance a checkbook. mu fukka living in South America, the dollar probably worth a hundred back then.
Newman fukked up everything.
He’s not bad like OP made him out to be. Newman was just a greedy fukk who probably couldn’t balance a checkbook. mu fukka living in South America, the dollar probably worth a hundred back then.
Newman fukked up everything.
