John Hammond is the worst theme (Jurassic) Park owner ever.

[taker597]

Actually in the novelization, they already solved world hunger years prior. It's also alluded to in a deleted scene. The director cut it out though saying it contributed nothing to plot of escaped dinosaurs.

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In the novel aswell... Hammond was a real a$$hole and deservingly got eaten alive.

In the film, he's still an a$$hole. He's just more charismatic, kinder voice, and his showmanship hides the thinly veiled message. The one that can convince you to eat a shyt sandwich.

 

[3rdLetter]

I still find it wild that the scientists didn't know the frogs they were using for dna gaps had the ability to change sex and breed themselves. How do you miss something like that?

 

[The axe murderer]

I still find it wild that the scientists didn't know the frogs they were using for dna gaps had the ability to change sex and breed themselves. How do you miss something like that?

Apparently they solved that shyt in the new series which is hilarious because they wanted to save the dinosaurs from the dying island and they are gonna die out anyway because no breeding. Would have been extra hilarious if there wasn't another dinosaur island

 

[ORDER_66]

I still find it wild that the scientists didn't know the frogs they were using for dna gaps had the ability to change sex and breed themselves. How do you miss something like that?

I think the only one who knew was BD wongs character... he was the smartest out of all of them... He HAD to know doing that would give them the ability to reproduce... and plus he created that new Raptor/T-rex dinosaur... He's all about the money now... ethics be damned...

 

[ShaDynasty]

In the novel aswell... Hammond was a real a$$hole and deservingly got eaten alive.

In the film, he's still an a$$hole. He's just more charismatic, kinder voice, and his showmanship hides the thinly veiled message. The one that can convince you to eat a shyt sandwich.

Great post. Ellie Satler does shyt on him near the end when he's talking about his older business ventures, I think he thought of the dead people (like the guy who fell in the raptor cage at the start) as collateral damage on the road to a great achievement. Like it would all be worth it in the end.

 

[Baka's Weird Case]

facts. if it had been my scientific experiment dinosaur amusement park safari things would have gone much more smoothly

 

[ORDER_66]

facts. if it had been my scientific experiment dinosaur amusement park safari things would have gone much more smoothly

For one, No Carnivores!!!

 

[ShaDynasty]

For one, No Carnivores!!!

Haha I'm waiting for that coupon day in this case.

 

[The axe murderer]

For one, No Carnivores!!!

Not only would they make carnivores but they will change their thermal output like the tree frog they infused its dna with making it harder for any tactical team even their own to track its heat signature deal with. Its like they these motherfukkas want them to kill people

 

[ORDER_66]

Not only would they make carnivores but they will change their thermal output like the tree frog they infused its dna with making it harder for any tactical team even their own to track its heat signature deal with. Its like they these motherfukkas want them to kill people

Hindsight is 20/20

Plus they wanted to make them into controllable bio-weapons on some umbrella corporation shyt...

 

[The axe murderer]

Hindsight is 20/20

Plus they wanted to make them into controllable bio-weapons on some umbrella corporation shyt...

They probably gave it cuttlefish genes to have them camouflaged.

 

[The axe murderer]

 

[MenacingMonk]

It’s been years since I’ve seen these. Might have to pull them out and watch.

 

[PlayerNinety_Nine]

The fact they kept on cloning dinosaurs again and again, even though every time humankind interacted with them there were disastrous consequences
WHO WAS INSURING THESE PEOPLE?!?!?!

 

[ORDER_66]

Octopusses can camoflauge using the environments too....

Man these muthafukkas playing god and shyt and look what happened to that island...Plus they was sitting on a volcano and disregarded it too...