Diondon
Thanks to the lawyers uh, I marbled the foyer
Careful dude don't shoot shyt up 
Jody don't sleep: Stay safe military brehs
Dr. Narcisse
Veteran
E-4 mafia checking in
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LS3 in this hoe
.LS3 in this hoe
SleezyBigSlim
Banned
Thanks for supporting our troops by keeping their wives pleasedWe need to respect our military, my girlfriend’s husband fights for YOUR freedom
O.T.I.S.
Veteran
When you getting married shipmateE-4 mafia checking in
LS3 in this hoe
Military or civilian, never tell a simp the truth about his girl. They'll just have to learn the hard way.
I couldn’t do it.
nikkas get more mad at the messenger then the message.
I'm working on it currentlyWhen you getting married shipmate
.Planning on cheating and losing my rank when I get to the ship over a seaman recruit
.Might as well trade in my Hyundai for a Dodge Charger with 19% interest
. Matter of fact, Ima service swap to the Marines
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O.T.I.S.
Veteran
My manI'm working on it currently
Planning on cheating and losing my rank when I get to the ship over a seaman recruit
Might as well trade in my Hyundai for a Dodge Charger with 19% interest
Matter of fact, Ima service swap to the Marines
They grow up and fukk up their lives so fast
Don'tCallMeLuckyB
Veteran
Single mothers and military wives are the easiest chicks to fukk. Especially military wives
Ezekiel 25:17
Veteran
Probably so, but that isn't the case all the time. And dudes can't get child support and benefits
You ain’t shyt for putting the ‘Very Respectfully’ signature with thatUPDATE
Short day, as soon as I came in and took my cover off, supervisor calls me into the office with Chief (E-7/Senior Enlisted for non-military people, who my supervisor answers to) and I'm already smelling some bullshyt is about to happen. These nikkas hate drama and they already know I'mwhen it comes to this shyt so they said that I have to email dude since the wife wasn't going to apparently.
Military emails have a signature at the bottom usually as a way to tell whoever is getting the email who you are, what your title is, etc. This is important because I forgot to remove that in the email, so the whole thing just came off unintentionally cold.
Basically went like this:
"AN/SN/FN X,
Regretfully, your wife came in and admitted that she cheated on you with Y. She has a belly bump, so I'm pretty sure she is pregnant. Considering what happened and the fact that there was a previous deployment, I wouldn't be surprised if your first child could be his as well. We're here to support you with anything you need."
Very Respectfully,
PO3/E4 Doctor Doom
USS Jody
(Phone Extension)
Chief and them wanted to see the email and they just busted out laughing and said "Damn you really don't fukk with him like that"
My ass of course didnt proofread the shyt before I sent it and that shyt just sounds like I didnt actually give a fukk(I dont but that you know how it is
Probably would have actually felt bad if he tried to listen, but oh well
Taadow
The StarchBishop™️
*stopped here*
Okay - re-read this chit and recognize the magnitude. Just this part here says so much.
Dude is 20 years old and is already married, and has money concerns to where it makes sense
to him to go back to serve after he just got back "earlier this year", and it's still January.
This means he could have only been married at the very most 3 years...and assuming his wife
is around the same age, how much debt could they possibly have for him to wanna do this?
Maybe his wife ain't around the same age...
Gottdamn.
Aight I'm finna read the rest of this...
EDIT - yep.
