Prince Akeem
Its not that deep breh....
Jeff Fisher...
Jeff Fisher "looks the part" his way into coaching as long as he has
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BrehMan
Old Avi from :hamster:
Kevin Ollie has a mustache in all of his pictures on Google No wonder he able to play for half the teams in the NBA.
No wonder he able to play for half the teams in the NBA.
Ed MOTHEREFFING G
Chances make champions
whatever professional career
garbage analyst
worst GM ever
worst draft picks ever
builds a team that wins zero games in a season
stumbles back into an analyst job
gets special on NFL network
The classic black football coach look is him wearing a fishnet baseball cap and a cigarette hanging in the corner of his mouth like Leonard Wahsington.
It's either that ^^^^^.....or take that same outfit and put it on this dude
superunknown23
Superstar
That shyt only works for white people though.Not sure if you watch Seinfeld, but there's a scene where Constanza says " just look like you're mad at your desk. People will always think you're working."
These dudes look like they work...but don't.
An angry-looking brotha is too scary for them. He'd be fired for "not fitting in"
http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-st-louis-rams-1624368531
"Your coach: Generic Southern coaching prototype Jeff Fisher, who hasn't ever posted a winning record with this team, but is a steadying influence, or something. Jeff Fisher could go 4-12 but it would be a quiet 4-12, and his bosses would be like, "Well, no one died. GOOD JOB, FISH!" No one's better at projecting the illusion of competence. Fisher has molded the Rams in the Titans' image: unfathomably boring and built to pull off a lucky 10+-win season once every five years or so."
"Your coach: Generic Southern coaching prototype Jeff Fisher, who hasn't ever posted a winning record with this team, but is a steadying influence, or something. Jeff Fisher could go 4-12 but it would be a quiet 4-12, and his bosses would be like, "Well, no one died. GOOD JOB, FISH!" No one's better at projecting the illusion of competence. Fisher has molded the Rams in the Titans' image: unfathomably boring and built to pull off a lucky 10+-win season once every five years or so."
I_Got_Da_Burna
Superstar
Ernie Grunfeld has the same powers over team owners. That white man mustache is a powerful tool
I was just thinking about this thread the other day when I saw Fisher
along the same liines as looks, the name is key too. A dudewith a name like Jimbo Fisher, you KNOW ppl are like "that sumbytch can coach some football" (whether he can or not)
along the same liines as looks, the name is key too. A dudewith a name like Jimbo Fisher, you KNOW ppl are like "that sumbytch can coach some football" (whether he can or not)
Real N Quotes
East Is In The House OMG
He's a Buddy Ryan disciple...star at USC and got ring with '85 Bears, not really overrated but has a solid rep
NYC Rebel
...on the otherside of the pond
I still think the best coaching name of all time is Bum Philips.I was just thinking about this thread the other day when I saw Fisher
along the same liines as looks, the name is key too. A dudewith a name like Jimbo Fisher, you KNOW ppl are like "that sumbytch can coach some football" (whether he can or not)
Dude probably kept his jobs off the strength and his cowboy hat alone.
Ive asked this question for 10 years....
Some guys are just teflon.
He's the leader of thr NFL rules commitee apparently. He made it to one SB and lost. I used to think Brian Billick was gonna be like that too until he finally got fired.
Amazing.
Some guys are just teflon.
He's the leader of thr NFL rules commitee apparently. He made it to one SB and lost. I used to think Brian Billick was gonna be like that too until he finally got fired.
Amazing.
Thread is a year old thought this was posted today 
NYC Rebel
...on the otherside of the pond
I'm sure dude walks around with a mustache comb
His mustache has a Social Security number and a credit rating