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Honestly i think the only reason they chose EVIL over SANADA was the fact that they invested an excursion on him and wanted a return on that investment.
I honestly believe that they didn't pick SANADA solely because he's not an NJPW homegrown talent.
 

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SANADA wild trash to me his dragon sleeper looks like you could just chill in it. Moonsault trash, charisma trash, moveset trash. If he aint getting squashed by Okada or in Yano fukkery i dont wanna see him. Dude is insta skip in every tourney he in :hhh:

N as bad as he is EVIL is worse :damn:
 

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SANADA wild trash to me his dragon sleeper looks like you could just chill in it. Moonsault trash, charisma trash, moveset trash. If he aint getting squashed by Okada or in Yano fukkery i dont wanna see him. Dude is insta skip in every tourney he in :hhh:

N as bad as he is EVIL is worse :damn:

Going OD on the SANADA slander:ufdup:. Dude got the spirit of a main eventer but the look of a low tier midcarder, but you know what...the belt needs to be placed on his waist:ohlawd:
 
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I stayed up last year for Wrestle Kingdom and was even in the thread for both nights.

This year, I'm prolly reading results. I haven't given a single fukk about any of the storylines. I feel like EVIL getting those belts did more harm to Naito's career than him losing at WK12 did. :francis:

I'll prolly try to get back into wrestling next year, but there really ain't much going on cause of covid.

I'm hoping if this shyt does blow over by next year, all these companies got big plans.
 

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Watching DDT Christmas Final Battle

I'm about 30 minutes in. It looks like Onita has bullied someone into a match. He's hitting Christmas trees with exploding barbed wire bats to intimidate him.

Yuka Sakazaki just fought in a mall.

There's a 6 person tag in the street where Dieno managed to conjure literal samba dancers from somewhere, He also did his usual :dame:thing.

It's like the fukkery that started with Ibushi confined to an apartment block or a campsite has now taken over a district of a city.

These wrestlers just walking around in trunks like :manny:in the middle of a pandemic. But they're wearing masks and made a point of using the hand sanitizer dispenser at the door of the shop they fought in, so I guess in the grand scheme they're being safe :ld:

Sanshiro Takagi has real problems.
 

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Watching DDT Christmas Final Battle

I'm about 30 minutes in. It looks like Onita has bullied someone into a match. He's hitting Christmas trees with exploding barbed wire bats to intimidate him.

Yuka Sakazaki just fought in a mall.

There's a 6 person tag in the street where Dieno managed to conjure literal samba dancers from somewhere, He also did his usual :dame:thing.

It's like the fukkery that started with Ibushi confined to an apartment block or a campsite has now taken over a district of a city.

These wrestlers just walking around in trunks like :manny:in the middle of a pandemic. But they're wearing masks and made a point of using the hand sanitizer dispenser at the door of the shop they fought in, so I guess in the grand scheme they're being safe :ld:

Sanshiro Takagi has real problems.

:wow:Its just DDT tings brehs.
 

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:wow:Its just DDT tings brehs.

I didn't even realize that the main event was a multi man match. Onita has Chis Brookes, Takagi and Maki Ito on his team.

Ito is a star waiting to happen in America, by the way. A tiny Japanese woman who can go, looks like a gravure idol, but curses like a sailor. Sign me up.

The segments with her cursing out Schiavone and the censors going ham on the bleep button every week would be money. :banderas:
 

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I didn't even realize that the main event was a multi man match. Onita has Chis Brookes, Takagi and Maki Ito on his team.

Ito is a star waiting to happen in America, by the way. A tiny Japanese woman who can go, looks like a gravure idol, but curses like a sailor. Sign me up.

The segments with her cursing out Schiavone and the censors going ham on the bleep button every week would be money. :banderas:

Maki in AEW would be like Pac in Death Row:wow:. The fukkery she would put on the table would just be *chefs kiss*.
 
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