I’ve Been Invited To The Kingdom Hall of Jehovah’s Witnesses

[Jerz]

Just show up and sit with the person who invited you. They'll have speaker giving a discourse- based of a bible topic. Its alot of highly skilled - public speakers in the kingdom hall. So it'll be worth listening to - if your interested in learning about the bible. After the public talk- they'll have a watchtower study. The audience participates in that- by sharing thoughts on what they've learned from the watchtower topic. They sing a few songs too. You'll probably end up enjoying yourself. Alot of good ppl there, alot of black ppl, and alot of gorgeous women

This Sunday. I agreed to it.

Are there any JWs here? What do I do?

 

[KyokushinKarateMan]

Nothing special about it really. We celebrated shyt as small kids just not a big deal when i got older. Same as I feel now honestly

Religious shyt everywhere

Religious hood schools

Etc

@ your entire post

 

[killacal]

This is most likely a lie. I’d understand if you shot your shot outside of the Kingdom Hall like at a grocery store or something and found out later she’s a JW but there is no way in hell youre going into a Kingdom Hall and pulling anything. They are very wary of that and are very strict when it comes to fornication. They are very strict when it comes to associating with “Worldly” people as well.

He's a jbo veteran heathen that is severely addicted to porn

Of course he's lying

 

[patscorpio]

they are a bunch of weirdos..i have some fam that are witnesses...and ive been around their congregation randomly since i was a kid..annoying as fukk as a kid..weird as fukk as adults

 

[KyokushinKarateMan]

JW are not allowed to have pre martial sex.. So I seriously doubt an outsider can pull an female witness at the Kingdom Hall itself.

These are some of the specifics I need @O.T.I.S. to speak on but he’s playing f*ck*ng stupid

 

[O.T.I.S.]

@ your entire post

I mean... what do you want to know? They're strict, cult like to most, very biblical, don't really celebrate holidays/birthdays/anything, etc.

If you know the Bible, then you would know how a witness thinks

I've seen worse, how I was raised was a mixture sort of. Not sure what else you need to know. Just go to church and relax

 

[young3000]

was she thick?

Not really, but she was slim and a lil toned... which was odd because she never worked out and her diet wasn't the best

 

[Wear My Dawg's Hat]

Was always amazed at the high number of fine girls/women who were Witnesses.

It seemed like some sort of life hoax.

 

[Jasonmask]

I go to the Kingdom Hall sometimes just to shoot my shot at the Jehovah witness brehettes.

Alot of them are low key freaks.

Was gonna ask this. Some of them brawds standing outside with them pamphlets be looking bad and I’m willing to help I thought they were either super freaks or super prudes but now I know just gotta finesse being a JW

 

[Charlie Hustle]

JW are not allowed to have pre martial sex.. So I seriously doubt an outsider can pull an female witness at the Kingdom Hall itself.

A know a female JW that was down for anal because she felt it wasn't fornication. I started to argue that its sodomy but I decided it was wiser to keep my mouth shut.

This is most likely a lie. I’d understand if you shot your shot outside of the Kingdom Hall like at a grocery store or something and found out later she’s a JW but there is no way in hell youre going into a Kingdom Hall and pulling anything. They are very wary of that and are very strict when it comes to fornication. They are very strict when it comes to associating with “Worldly” people as well.

You have to be low key about it and its easy to pick up on body language. You can't shoot your shoot like you're at the club or somewhere. If you're a successful person you'll have zero problems little fella.

 

[Luxury Tax]

This is most likely a lie. I’d understand if you shot your shot outside of the Kingdom Hall like at a grocery store or something and found out later she’s a JW but there is no way in hell youre going into a Kingdom Hall and pulling anything. They are very wary of that and are very strict when it comes to fornication. They are very strict when it comes to associating with “Worldly” people as well.

I shot my shot at Lark Voorhies years ago at a Jehovah witness picnic in Oakland. This had to been around 96 or so ...She was friendly as fukk but her cac homegirls wouldn't allow her to leave their bench and talk privately with me My homeboy who invited me, felt some type of way about me talking to her. Rather than playing the wing man, this nikka interrupts our conversation & starts apologizing to her & her friends because he felt like i was inconveniencing them... nikka had the nerve to mention that I didn't belong to a kingdom hall.. (I didn't understand why he mentioned that).

I saw her later that night at TGI Friday's sitting with a group of cacs, she waived and I just gave her the head nod & a peace sign and kept it moving.

 

[Peak]

You're not "allowed" to :

Vote for political parties or candidates, run for government office, or participate in any action to change governments.

Serve in the military.

Play competitive sports professionally.

Serve on jury duty.

Study psychology, philosophy, sociology, and viewpoints that might shake your faith.

Celebrate Christmas,New Years Eve, Easter, Birthdays,Thanksgiving. etc

Say anything negative about your "peoples".( must always ‘speak in agreement’ and be ‘like-minded’.)

Sounds just like the Coli.

 

[West Coast Avenger]

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[Knicksman20]

This Sunday. I agreed to it.

Are there any JWs here? What do I do?

You should go. You'll see how different they are compared to other churches & you'll probably learn more about Biblical things while you're there than anywhere else. I have JW cousins & I'm closer to them more than any of my other besides my immediate fam

 

[Charlie Hustle]

I shot my shot at Lark Voorhies years ago at a Jehovah witness picnic in Oakland. This had to been around 96 or so ...She was friendly as fukk but her cac homegirls wouldn't allow her to leave their bench and talk privately with me My homeboy who invited me, felt some type of way about me talking to her. Rather than playing the wing man, this nikka interrupts our conversation & starts apologizing to her & her friends because he felt like i was inconveniencing them... nikka had the nerve to mention that I didn't belong to a kingdom hall.. (I didn't understand why he mentioned that).

I saw her later that night at TGI Friday's sitting with a group of cacs, she waived and I just gave her the head nod & a peace sign and kept it moving.

You could have hooked up with her and changed her path in life.


Now, all we have is this.