I’ve Been Invited To The Kingdom Hall of Jehovah’s Witnesses

[moniemane]

https://www.jw.org/en/jehovahs-witnesses/meetings/video-kingdom-hall/

 

[wastedmermaid]

I say go. Give it a try. The witness are a good group

 

[Killer Instinct]

During spring break as a kid, I'd go out of town with my best friend and his sister to stay the week at their grandparents and visit their cousins. They (the grandparents)were devout JW's. I have more memories of comedy than anything during my trips to Kingdom Hall. In seriousness, it felt cult like at times and if I'm being honest, it seems to be a rather cruel religion if you're a child. Not able to participate in school sports because they're "worldly." Not being permitted to participate in Christmas parties. Almost all the kids who were our age that i met at KH eventually went buck wild after graduating high school. Ones faith is their faith I suppose, but it would never be for me.

 

[KyokushinKarateMan]

Had to google "Kingdom Hall"...
You never been to church breh?
You stand when everyone else stands, sit down when everyone else sits down, and listen quietly to the sermon.

Will I have to speak?

 

[KyokushinKarateMan]

I go to the Kingdom Hall sometimes just to shoot my shot at the Jehovah witness brehettes.

Alot of them are low key freaks.

Jehovah Witness girls be fine as hell..

 

[Kamikaze Revy]

Will I have to speak?

Depends the church. Some like for you to introduce yourself if you're a first time visitors, some will simply call your name and invite the congregation to a applaud for you as a sign of welcoming.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

My mom is a witness and my dad a catholic

 

[KyokushinKarateMan]

My mom is a witness and my dad a catholic

Speak on it breh. Especially the stuff @Foxtrot just posted a few posts up

 

[reasonable_doubter]

Dated one and she was a weirdo... I regretted it

was she thick?

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

I come home from the gym on Saturday mornings, and move into the house with swiftness to avoid dealing with the Jehovah's Witnesses.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Speak on it breh. Especially the stuff @Foxtrot just posted a few posts up

Nothing special about it really. We celebrated shyt as small kids just not a big deal when i got older. Same as I feel now honestly

Religious shyt everywhere

Religious hood schools

Etc

 

[Iceson Beckford]

Had to do that shyt on my holiday last month due to my aunt

Its a cult and I fukking hate going anywhere near that shyt

 

[Canada Goose]

Will I have to speak?

No you won't. Giving a comment during Kingdom Hall meetings is voluntary.

 

[Canada Goose]

I go to the Kingdom Hall sometimes just to shoot my shot at the Jehovah witness brehettes.

Alot of them are low key freaks.

JW are not allowed to have pre martial sex.. So I seriously doubt an outsider can pull an female witness at the Kingdom Hall itself.

 

[Basil of Baker Street]

I go to the Kingdom Hall sometimes just to shoot my shot at the Jehovah witness brehettes.

Alot of them are low key freaks.

This is most likely a lie. I’d understand if you shot your shot outside of the Kingdom Hall like at a grocery store or something and found out later she’s a JW but there is no way in hell youre going into a Kingdom Hall and pulling anything. They are very wary of that and are very strict when it comes to fornication. They are very strict when it comes to associating with “Worldly” people as well.