it's time star wars fans realize the franchise as always been trash

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just seems like most the stuff he has complained about is just common knowledge to Star Wars fans.....
 
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just seems like most the stuff he has complained about is just common knowledge to Star Wars fans.....

Outside of those things the films are just bad. I'm mean they stink.
Even so called Fans agree their are only two movies in franchise they are good, so for arguments sake, even though I think they are all garbage
lets say the first two movies are universally accepted as good, thats 2 out of 6, thats a trash franchise, The Fast and Furious has a better ratio than that
 

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Outside of those things the films are just bad. I'm mean they stink.
Even so called Fans agree their are only two movies in franchise they are good, so for arguments sake, even though I think they are all garbage
lets say the first two movies are universally accepted as good, thats 2 out of 6, thats a trash franchise, The Fast and Furious has a better ratio than that
I like all of em but ep 1 :manny:
 
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I never got the hate for Return of the Jedi. The Ewoks were kinda :patrice:, but other than that, the only really serious disappointment was how Boba Fett went out :snoop:

The rest of the movie was legit :whoo:
 

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If you don't have an appreciation for campy movies, then you probably won't like a lot of the movies I like.
 

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The film or whatever should be self explanatory, doesn't have to be in your false, but the pieces should be there for you to put together.

You last example once again doesn't make any sense, because if there's a King in a movie, he's the King, we can see he's the King. But if they say this King is the son of the President, it will not make sense. Princess Leia only parent mentioned is a Senator, so it contradicts her being a princess.

Star Wars is non sense, things explode in space, there's no sound in space, no oxygen so a ship implodes it would flame out quickly not expand into a ball of fire.
I can go on and on, Star Wars is a poorly made kids movie that is outdated and should not be consider science fiction, but only fantasy


OK .. I think I understand you now .... one of your complaints is it doesnt make sense and it isnt defined how PRINCESS is the daughter of SENATOR .... Not to be an ass or anything but although she was never mentioned in 4-6, how come you didnt think her mother was a queen? Did you assume that because he was a senator his wife must have ben just a regular person.

Same for LOTR ... if it was never spellled out who Aragorn was and then he became King in ROTK you would have questioned that too?
 

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U loss if u a black man watching that garbage. No nigggas was even in star wars. Fukk I look like disrespecting my ancestors watching that utter trash?

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People have high hopes for these new star wars movies, but like the star trek before, what these blind fans don't realize is the shyt was always trash from the beginning. They can't even make a decent videogame because the source material has always been cookie cutter to begin with.

In 70's a movie like Star Wars could be a hit, because they actually did innovative film making with the models and sets they built. People were high on drugs and were heaven into aliens back then.
If the same movie came out today with no history and all the updated visual effects, people would say it was hot trash.

The acting was bad, just as bad as the prequels, except for Billy Dee Williams and Harrison Ford, because they put their own personalities into the wooden characters. Sir Alec Guiness went to his grave hating star wars and the fact he was apart of it.

Princess Leia is the only bytch in the whole galaxy, makes no sense. And her father was a senator how does that make her a Princess.

The plot makes no sense. The kids who grew up on star wars fail to realize when they first turned flabby and sick, and kept this shytty franchise alive willfully being strung along by Lucas.

Everything creative about the serious is owed to the artist who designed the ships and the practical effects.
The story itself lacks any creative. For example, you have a desert planet, an ice planet, a forest planet, a water planet, and a fire planet. Is this a movie or stages in Legend of Zelda.

lightsabers are gay. Two grown men waving glow sticks at each other is not epic on any stage its fruity.

The myth of star wars being a huge universe is ridiculous, since everything about this Universe only exists in things fans made up or in books that have no connection to the films. Nothing in the films makes you feel like your in this huge galaxy.

I've been saying this shyt for a while but they dont wanna heard it. Star Wars extended universe shyts all over the original films, a lot these newer star wars fans ARE star wars fans because the extended universe.
I first saw new hope when I was 6 and bailed 20 mins in because it was boring. I finally finished watching it over the course of 3 years.

Its not like Im saying completely off base because fans have been more or less saying this shyt low key for decades. Why you think the best Star Wars film was the one not directed by Lucas? The one that had other writers on it than Lucas? The one that reshifts the focus of the story on Solo (the better actor and more compelling character) and tosses lame ass Luke in the swamps. The one that has a completely different tone and directing that New Hope and Jedi returns.

The OG is series is a classic case of hype building on hype. Yeah Star Wars is cultural significant, and groundbreaking but as a film series itself is weak minus Empire Strikes Back.
 
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Why you think the best Star Wars film was the one not directed by Lucas? The one that had other writers on it than Lucas? The one that reshifts the focus of the story on Solo (the better actor and more compelling character) and tosses lame ass Luke in the swamps.

Hold on, Luke's training with Yoda was pure classic cinema :whoa:

Yoda trolling and pretending to be a crazy old coot :heh:

That fake Vader duel :wow:

Yoda dropping gems :ohhh:

Luke leaving early to try and save the others :ufdup:


And the Yavin battle in a New Hope was still that piff :stopitslime:
 
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Hold on, Luke's training with Yoda was pure classic cinema :whoa:

Yoda trolling and pretending to be a crazy old coot :heh:

That fake Vader duel :wow:

Yoda dropping gems :ohhh:

Luke leaving early to try and save the others :ufdup:


And the Yavin battle in a New Hope was still that piff :stopitslime:

What training did Yoda give him, he jogged around the swamp with this nikka on his back
and he lifted some little rocks, get that bullshyt outta here,
 
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