it finally happened. i finally got laid. i'm no longer a virgin.

[flea]

not suprised you're a gay guy. u rant angrily on the internet like a broad

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hahahahahha that smiley killed it

 

[Pazzy]

this thread is funny especially the reactions of people being shocked. haha. i feel accomplished.

as for any homophobic slurs and ignorance that i've read in this thread directed towards me, i forgive you for your ignorance. you aren't hurting me. the only way to fight hate is through love and i still love all you motherf*ckers that hate me regardless even if i sometimes want to do something incredibly f*cked up and vicious to you. i'm at peace with myself.

 

[Steezy]

Nah homie you got a piece in yourself

 

[winb83]

okay... so i'll spill the beans behind the story.

some of you guys are a lot smarter than you think.

the truth of the matter is i'm still a virgin. i never got laid yet BUT haha... i promised to spill some beans and that sh!t is really going to stink but

if you hate me now, you're probably going to hate me even more because

I'M GAY!!!

i'm coming out and admitting it. i'm not entirely out yet but i'm developing the courage to come out. now it's a long story and yeah, i really don't want to waste anytime telling you guys. no, i haven't dated any guys or have a boyfriend. nor did i get molested or get sexually abused. i'm not confused either. I AM GAY.

but but but.... pazzy you can't be gay. is it because you gave up on searching for p*ssy where you've turned to guys. the truth of the matter is i've always been this way, it's that i've just now accepted it. i knew that i was probably gay when i was 12, i jumped in the closet fighting those feelings, trying to convince myself that i was straight and turns out, i wasn't. i even tried to pass as frank ocean BUT naw... my feelings said that i'm all for dating guys.

this may sound like a ploy for attention and etc BUT i just figured that since i've dealt with most of you for a decade and some change, i come clean about that aspect of myself to you guys. so no more asking me about "did you get p*ssy yet?" because i don't want any p*ssy. if you want to give me hell over it, go ahead. i can take a hit or two, i don't give a f*ck.

you can call me all the names in the book. i'm NOT going anywhere.

and i'm NOT trolling or making this sh!t up either. 1.


oh yeah, i wanna thank god tua and cleansing for standing up to you guys.

i know this forum is very homophobic and i feel that as my duty as a gay man is to set the record straight with a lot of the ignorance towards homosexuals. i'm NOT about to flirt or hit on all the guys on here. i'm the same pazzy as i was in this thread. don't come at me different.

this shyt if true is like watching your childhood hero sell used cars on tv as an adult. its just sad that it ended this way

 

[DuncanWebayama]

you start to do cheerleading dances instead of shooting basketball in your neighbors yard when you were all cool.

 

[KlinicalCynic]

Been rootin for this lil nikka to get some p*ssy since '03...and this is how the Topaz chapter ends?

I guess it makes sense. congrats on finding yourself breh, it really seems like you're at peace. good luck finding a dude to stretch that bootyhole open.

 

[Pazzy]

this shyt if true is like watching your childhood hero sell used cars on tv as an adult. its just sad that it ended this way

you talking about cole from martin?

i think the saddest part about this thread is how a lot of people found happiness with the thought of seeing someone else in pain, suffering. i could only imagine if i did something stupid like kill somebody or kill myself. i'd probably get 100,000 posts reps and green boxes. all of a sudden, half of you are like "he's not playing the same character WE want to see him as where he's flipping out on the computer crying about how his life sucks and how he's not getting any p*ssy" so i don't like him anymore. really duds? guess it is true. people HATE to see you when you doing well but love you when you're crying, going through your personal hell. hate when you prosper but love you when you fail. well, i'm proud of myself and i really don't care if anybody else thinks. i'm going to throw myself a coming out party possibly in november or december when i come out to more people. once again, thanks to everyone that showed me love and to everyone who directly and indirectly brought me to this point.

 

[Air Nikes N Hats]

How much did he/she cost you???

 

[Rominati]

Truly pathetic, it's a got damn shame

 

[Pazzy]

Been rootin for this lil nikka to get some p*ssy since '03...and this is how the Topaz chapter ends?

I guess it makes sense. congrats on finding yourself breh, it really seems like you're at peace. good luck finding a dude to stretch that bootyhole open.

the guy behind topaz isn't a character. he's a real person.

and being gay isn't solely about sex. it's about attraction and love. i feel the same way about sex like how i do before. i damn sure am not running to any guy or anybody to get my back blown out or to blow another guy's back out. i haven't changed. i'm just growing up as slowly as it's taking and this is one of the many things that are an end result of that.

thanks for the kudos.

a lot of you need to snap back into reality because SOHH isn't real life.

 

[john goodman]

When you suckin that first dikk breh?

How old are you? You have some catching up to do!

 

[Boolean]

 

[keon]

 

[True Blue Moon]

How much did he/she cost you???

Read down a few more posts nikka

 

[True Blue Moon]

When you suckin that first dikk breh?

How old are you? You have some catching up to do!

I support breh and anyone else in being themselves but it trips me out knowing that this actually is what gay people do, outside of the insults and jokes. Like ... not even making fun, but we're talking about dudes actually putting penises in their mouths and sucking them.

To each his own