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It also mentions that a 700 year old cac built a fukking ship and all the animals magically transported to the entrance.
"God spells out to Noah the dimensions of the vessel: 300 cubits by 50 cubits by 30 cubits, which in modern Western measurements are approximately 137m long, by 22m wide, by 13m high (450 feet long by 75 feet wide by 45 feet high)"
tell me how a little bytchass vessel like that could house the entire spectrum of fauna.
While we're at it, please also tell me how there are plants on the face of the earth despite them all apparently being flooded to death. And saltwater and freshwater animals? I guess the flood was considerate enough to have a freshwater section.
the smart dumb logic of imaginary beings is IMPECCABLE!
Always getting mad at people for doing what he made them do. OMG you ate the apple I told you not to eat! I know humans are curious, because I made them that way, and i also know the entire plot of your life, but ima still act surprised when a talking motherfukking snake tells you to eat this forbidden apple.![]()
Writings have been perverted over the centuries my friend. You have to have discernment to separate the wheat from the chaff. You think the Golden Rule is crap too?

The snake is a symbol, so is the apple. It's allegory and told in a way that children can understand. Or told in a way that it can be easily ridiculed and therefore disregarded. It's up to you at the end of the day.