Is there a more one dimensional actor in Hollywood right now then Jason Straham?

Bob Loblaw

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getting one dimension mixed up with one lane breh, I'm glad dude stays in his lane...
 

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we need more action stars

statham movies are pretty good

michael cera is always himself
 

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That bank job movie was some what different, I don't even remember him fighting anyone in that movie
 

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Holy shyt I just seen the trailer for some shyt called Parker and I thought to myself Has this dude been making the same movie for the past 10+ years? The same revenge flick with quick cut high action camera scenes and cornball ass one liners and dialogue. He truly is this generation's Steven Segal. Who is seeing these movies btw?
you know what the funny thing about his career is, he was actually doing just fine before he signed to do expendables.Then they do the movie and sly passes the torch to him on some "go keep popcorn action movies alive for us"

Expectations were never met and now hes barely mentioned at all.At least in his transportor/war/crank, days his flix had sme cache now hes kind of an embarrassment
 

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why are you watching these movies in the 1st place?

Exactly. Is Jason Statham gonna make a movie that moves you emotionally and brings you close to tears? Nope.

Are you gonna sit in a theater for 1.5 hours n enjoy yourself? Yes.

He probably has his pick of the B/A- action scripts in Hollywood so he rarely if ever disappoints.
 

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he came at the right time. theres really no other action hero's out thats not wearing a costume.
 

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Who the fukk is Jason Straham? :what:


high octane action - check
suit or tux - check
revenge plot
jumping through windows - check

= jason statham movie

I laughed entirely way too hard at these. :guilty:

I mess with his movies though. He knows his lane and sticks to it. Can't be mad at that. :ld:
 

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Shia LeBeauf.

Channing Tatum is a zero dimensional actor.
 
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