Son Goku
Great Sage Equalling Heaven
Troy. He got his entire nation wiped out, as if there wasn't 10,000 women there he could have picked from as a prince.
Have your brother fight Achilles over white p*ssy, brehs.
Is there a bigger movie simp than Imhotep from the Mummy?
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Have your brother fight Achilles over white p*ssy, brehs.
Kinguno
The Immortal
I watched The Last American Virgin and wow that movie was wild you can’t make it today and if you did on the end guy should kill himself the bigger his skull and brain can go boom the better.
At every opportunity he got other people p*ssy. EVERY SINGLE ONE. Oh this lady wants to give me pum pum let me get my friends including the one I’m feeling a way about because he’s with a girl I like (he ain’t even go for the dirty Mack move)damn he really should’ve killed himself.
also Gump can’t count he mentally challenged and those type of people got a different scale. Forrest Gump is a trainable.
At every opportunity he got other people p*ssy. EVERY SINGLE ONE. Oh this lady wants to give me pum pum let me get my friends including the one I’m feeling a way about because he’s with a girl I like (he ain’t even go for the dirty Mack move)damn he really should’ve killed himself.
also Gump can’t count he mentally challenged and those type of people got a different scale. Forrest Gump is a trainable.
had his brother dragged around the desert, while achillies looks his pops dead in the eyes, all over simping
it really doesnt get worse than that. got his country burned down and fled the scene with his girl, 100s of thousands died over it.
Son Goku
Great Sage Equalling Heaven
had his brother dragged around the desert, while achillies looks his pops dead in the eyes, all over simping
it really doesnt get worse than that. got his country burned down and fled the scene with his girl, 100s of thousands died over it.
This is the winner, unless there are some global or intergalactic simps from film.
You made me think about the most simp movies of all time.
Forrest Gump was retarded so maybe we give him a pass? Batman in the Dark Knight Rises also gets a nod. Jamie Fox was simping in the Players Club too
also I think Flipper Purify from Jungle Fever and Andy Dufresne from Shawshank Redemption should be first ballot HOH Hall of Famers
Han Solo said hold my beerThis is the winner, unless there are some global or intergalactic simps from film.
Then followed it up with Indiana Jones chasing after Nazi thots and almost giving Hitler immortality over his simpery
Son Goku
Great Sage Equalling Heaven
Han Solo said hold my beer
Then followed it up with Indiana Jones chasing after Nazi thots and almost giving Hitler immortality over his simpery
Intergalactic as in wars between races from different planets/galaxies.
Still have Paris from Troy as my number #1. The simp that launched a thousand ships.
Han Solo said hold my beer
When was Han Solo a simp???
if anything it was leia who got turned out and he was the one that never married her 
That bih almost fukked her broWhen was Han Solo a simp???
Got kidnapped by a slug and who comes to save her?
And gets fukking frozen and treated like a NFT while she in the club on a chain?Leia was on some other shyt
That bih almost fukked her bro
Got kidnapped by a slug and who comes to save her?
I think that was all part of the plan, luke when he caught that lightsaber tho
Lord_nikon
Veteran
This is the winner, unless there are some global or intergalactic simps from film.
Anakin Skywalker
Anakin Skywalker
Yes he was a fukking simp
and Palpatine used that shyt against him, hook line and sinker...
Lord_nikon
Veteran
sam rothstein And forrest gump simping made me feel uneasy ,, shyt was like Horror simping