Is there a bigger movie simp than Imhotep from the Mummy?

[WHolla09]

Whenever some variation of this question gets asked, my first thought always goes to the main character in The Last American Virgin. The one who paid for the girl's abortion, only for the movie to end with him watching the girl go back to the guy who left her after she got pregnant.

this forum made me watch this movie due to people’s comments about it and everyone is right. I tell anyone who is on track for crashing on simp road to watch this and 500 days of Summer and hope they take a detour. Most times they ignore me and end up becoming that drunk person that gets super emotional when they drink

 

[DrexlersFade]

This nikka betrayed and killed his king for the p*ssy, got buried alive for the p*ssy, and got cursed for the p*ssy

This nikka was down so bad when he came back to life the first thing he tried to do was get his old p*ssy back


But worst of all the same chick who he dedicated his entire life to ain't even gaf about him when he needed it most

In this moment he realizes he's been a beta male for 3000 years

That screenshot should be a simp smiley @3Rivers

 

[Son Goku]

this forum made me watch this movie due to people’s comments about it and everyone is right. I tell anyone who is on track for crashing on simp road to watch this and 500 days of Summer and hope they take a detour. Most times they ignore me and end up becoming that drunk person that gets super emotional when they drink

Ole buddy from 500 Days.

Dude was pretty bad but he can't be the worst cause it's movie simps that didn't even hit.

 

[born of fire]

sam rothstein was king simp, he's my #1 movie simp lmao

 

[FaTaL]

Yup. They did. Go against Pharoah and get killed over puzzy brehs. He was the top doctor/shaman in Egypt so you know there were bad broads available for him.

Yea but when your rich and powerful like that u want something u can’t get

 

[Morethan1]

Caleb from Ex machina

 

[FlyGuy]

Blueprint for 90s rnb with the open shirts over here

Enter the Mummy

 

[Samori Toure]

 

[Devilinurear]

why not

I mean I sleep with the pharaoh mistress and my punishment is become an immortal magician?

 

[ORDER_66]

I mean I sleep with the pharaoh mistress and my punishment is become an immortal magician?

You know that mummification is brutally horrible right??? they stick a hanger through your nose and pull your brain through there....

 

[Son Goku]

You know that mummification is brutally horrible right??? they stick a hanger through your nose and pull your brain through there....

But still, why not just make him a non-magical mummy?

 

[ORDER_66]

But still, why not just make him a non-magical mummy?

I think he would have had magic powers regardless, also could have sworn he had access to the book of the dead...

 

[Devilinurear]

You know that mummification is brutally horrible right??? they stick a hanger through your nose and pull your brain through there....

Yeah but look at the results.

 

[Neuromancer]

Caleb from Ex machina

Was it @Gold who said the creator hates simps?

 

[ORDER_66]

Yeah but look at the results.