Is there a bigger movie simp than Imhotep from the Mummy?

[Sterling Archer]

Jack was a bigger simp than Cal?

Cal knew they were fukking but still gave her the most expensive diamond in the world...

Rose spit in that nikkas face and chose Jack...

And he was still trying to kill for the p*ssy.

And after Rose and Jack were willing to die together..

The nikka was still looking for Rose...

Cal aint give a fukk about Rose. It was an arranged marriage. She was just a possession to him and Jack stole something from him. He took more issue with her embarrassing him with her antics running around with Jack than her actually being with Jack. He was a man of stature and she got him looking like a fool to people who are beneath him. Thats what he was tight about. And he wasnt looking for Rose at the end, he was looking for the diamond.

 

[Son Goku]

Anakin Skywalker

Possible. What killed more, the Trojan War in Troy or Anakin n dem's Great Purge?

 

[Sterling Archer]

Anakin Skywalker

You cant simp your wife breh

Can you?

 

[Sterling Archer]

Him: Anuksunamun!
Her:
Him: Help!
Her:
ScoprionKing:

Her:

Him:

 

[Son Goku]

You cant simp your wife breh

Can you?

You definitely can.

See all these dudes staying with their wife even though wifey is getting her guts feng shui'd by random nikkas and then be lying up in bed with her and another man's semen at night.

 

[Sterling Archer]

You definitely can.

See all these dudes staying with their wife even though wifey is getting her guts feng shui'd by random nikkas and then be lying up in bed with her and another man's semen at night.

Ok yeah.
But Padme aint do none of that. I cant call Anakin a simp.

 

[Ziggiy]

had his brother dragged around the desert, while achillies looks his pops dead in the eyes, all over simping

it really doesnt get worse than that. got his country burned down and fled the scene with his girl, 100s of thousands died over it.

God DAMN I love this movie

 

[Luke Cage]

I used to think Pat Velasquez was one of the baddest bytches alive.

Father time is undefeated tho

 

[Ziggiy]

Off rip:
- Jack from Titanic
- My nikka Gaston from Beauty and the Beast
- Your man Snape from Harry Potter
- #TeamJacob from Twilight
- That street-rat Aladdin

Aladdin was in no way, shape, form or fashion a simp


The nikka was DIRT POOR and got THE Princess to fall in love with him just off listening to her problems and telling her she was a valued human being


Dude and his monkey literally went from ashy to classy. Thats a come up if ever there was one

 

[MikelArteta]

 

[ORDER_66]

Yeah dude from the notebook could have had a great life but he chasing her all through this damned movie...

 

[MikelArteta]

Yeah dude from the notebook could have had a great life but he chasing her all through this damned movie...

breh waited like 8 years for another chance all for some chick he had a summer fling with

 

[ORDER_66]

breh waited like 8 years for another chance all for some chick he had a summer fling with

p*ssy must have been glorious... ending was fukked up tho... like damn that was fukked up...

 

[MikelArteta]

p*ssy must have been glorious... ending was fukked up tho... like damn that was fukked up...

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/i-still-find-titanic-and-the-notebook-offensive.9107/

 

[315]

Joaquin Phoenix in HER. Basically Siri had him stressed