Is there a bigger movie simp than Imhotep from the Mummy?

[Gold]

Was it @Gold who said the creator hates simps?

Yep, and yep he does

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Aww man

Now that I think of it

There are quite a few movies that have a similar simp storyline

I need to ponder on it and list them

 

[Son Goku]

I think he would have had magic powers regardless, also could have sworn he had access to the book of the dead...

Nah B, the curse is what did it. They coulda just fukked him up and had him buried alive with the scarabs.

 

[ORDER_66]

Nah B, the curse is what did it. They coulda just fukked him up and had him buried alive with the scarabs.

I gotta see the first movie again.. and yes it was the curse but he also had magic powers before he was killed too...

 

[Son Goku]

I gotta see the first movie again.. and yes it was the curse but he also had magic powers before he was killed too...

Rewatch that bytch. Dude woulda been firewood like the other dried mummies if they hadna put that damn curse on him.

 

[Son Goku]

Aww man

Now that I think of it

There are quite a few movies that have a similar simp storyline

I need to ponder on it and list them

Off rip:
- Jack from Titanic
- My nikka Gaston from Beauty and the Beast
- Your man Snape from Harry Potter
- #TeamJacob from Twilight
- That street-rat Aladdin

 

[ORDER_66]

Off rip:
- Jack from Titanic
- My nikka Gaston from Beauty and the Beast
- Your man Snape from Harry Potter
- #TeamJacob from Twilight
- That street-rat Aladdin

Yoooo jacob was a king simp!!!! jesus christ this nikka was simping ridiculous simping so hard he wanted to fukk her baby... cause he couldn't have bella...

 

[parallax]

Off rip:
- Jack from Titanic
- My nikka Gaston from Beauty and the Beast
- Your man Snape from Harry Potter
- #TeamJacob from Twilight
- That street-rat Aladdin

Snape is the worst of those. Hoe ass dude torturing anyone related to James or Harry because a chick didn't choose you? And then gets lauded as a hero in the end?

 

[Son Goku]

Snape is the worst of those. Hoe ass dude torturing anyone related to James or Harry because a chick didn't choose you? And then gets lauded as a hero in the end?

Name your kid after the dude who wanted to smash your mom and kill your dad, chosen brehs.

 

[invalid]

Jack from Titanic

Jack was a bigger simp than Cal?

Cal knew they were fukking but still gave her the most expensive diamond in the world...

Rose spit in that nikkas face and chose Jack...

And he was still trying to kill for the p*ssy.

And after Rose and Jack were willing to die together..

The nikka was still looking for Rose...

 

[Son Goku]

Jack was a bigger simp than Cal?

Cal knew they were fukking but still gave her the most expensive diamond in the world...

Rose spit in that nikkas face and chose Jack...

And he was still trying to kill for the p*ssy.

And after Rose and Jack were willing to die together, nikka was still looking for Rose.

But that was his broad that Jack stole. Who ended up outta pocket and who died?

Let a bytch you just met who's not your wife ride on the 'door' while you freeze to death, hypothermiehs.

 

[Kinguno]

Snape because he literally became celibate off the shyt with Harry Potter’s mom

Superman flew out into space and flew in a direction so fast that the Earth went back into time to save Lois Lane.

Also any movie when a man dies for a woman like Jack in Titanic. If he didn’t die do you know how p*ssy he would’ve gotten as a survivor. All of it

 

[invalid]

But that was his broad that Jack stole. Who ended up outta pocket and who died?

Let a bytch you just met who's not your wife ride on the door while you freeze to death, hypothermiehs.

Let's be real, Jack would've died anyway if he hadn't met Rose.

Rose chose.

And she chose to take her chances and die with Jack then to escape comfortably with Cal.

Jack would've been a simp if, after all that, she reunited with Cal in the end.

But she didn't.

 

[987654321]

Off rip:
- Jack from Titanic
- My nikka Gaston from Beauty and the Beast
- Your man Snape from Harry Potter
- #TeamJacob from Twilight
- That street-rat Aladdin

you forgot richard white from Superman returns. Engaged to Lois, playing step daddy to her and Superman’s child. Has no choice but to continue playing stepdaddy because Superman may fukk him up.

*edited to add the fact that Superman came back and effortlessly had Lois’ Lil human p*ssy wrapped around his finger, and was most likely still rawnopullouting at will.

Poor Richard must lay awake at night, wondering if Superman is faster than his own nut. It’s inevitable that he’ll be forced to stare inadequately at himself in the mirror, as he raises yet another super child.

He was also forced to save his “fiancé” and the man who is able to relentlessly pound her out in a manner that defies the laws of physics. How can he respect himself? he comes home from his astronaut job, everyday, to the sloppy seconds of an alien being who power pumps the love of his life’s p*ssy so fast that sex probably sounds like a speeding hayabisa engine.


His whole existence is an Unfathomable depth of cuckoldry. High achieve all your life to be an astronaut only to get super-cucked brehs.

 

[Kaypain]

Snape is the worst of those. Hoe ass dude torturing anyone related to James or Harry because a chick didn't choose you? And then gets lauded as a hero in the end?

Name your kid after the dude who wanted to smash your mom and kill your dad, chosen brehs.

I will not tolerate anymore Snape slander