Is the club scene still the place to go to smash broads? How easy is it these days?

[broller]

Not worth it, even 10 years ago.

First...if you have any kind of bass in your voice, it's gonna get drowned out by the noise. Never understood how people can communicate in that environment.

Second....most women go out to hang with their homegirls and look pretty/sexy. They will entertain a man if he's clearly a notch or two out of their league, but most brehs ain't getting play.

Unless...you're tall and dress OK. Then you stand out and might get a little more attention.

Club (to me) is kind of like Tinder. If you have the right look, anything you do will work. If you don't, you're not pulling anything. It's a meat market for ballers and models to pick up broads. A bar is easier than the club.

That was troublesome for me. I hated when people wanted to talk . Constant "what?" whenever I'd say something

 

[maxamusa]

This has been my steez for a minute now

I've done some nasty shyt in clubs can't front

 

[Sleepy Floyd]

Seems like it ain't worth it for dudes if they ain't bring nothing home. What's other point is there for dressing up in $200 clothes and blowing $200 on liquor? Folks don't even dance no more. You can't even look down on strip clubs no more because at least get to see ass and titties with some lip service.

You missing out on Latino clubs

No dress code, $20 to get in, drinks are between $8-$14 each depending on the spot. And everybody dancing. All the chicks always dressed their best and got ass and titties out even in the wintertime.

It's guaranteed you can fukk a bytch or get some head that same night, and score some numbers for later

It helps if you can dance but if not you can still bag em. But dancing seals the deal

You don't even have to know Spanish since most these chicks born here

 

[thefloorislava]

Just go the bar. Much chiller environment and easier to segway to making conversation.

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

You missing out on Latino clubs

No dress code, $20 to get in, drinks are between $8-$14 each depending on the spot. And everybody dancing. All the chicks always dressed their best and got ass and titties out even in the wintertime.

It's guaranteed you can fukk a bytch or get some head that same night, and score some numbers for later

It helps if you can dance but if not you can still bag em. But dancing seals the deal

You don't even have to know Spanish since most these chicks born here

Damn this is an interesting perspective. You in on the scene? I wouldn't go to bag em, just to have fun.

It's not a sausage fest like other clubs?

 

[maxamusa]

Damn this is an interesting perspective. You in on the scene? I wouldn't go to bag em, just to have fun.

It's not a sausage fest like other clubs?

if you got to clubs catered to older folk its the same thing; unless u just want a spanish broad and different music

 

[JLova]

Seems like it ain't worth it for dudes if they ain't bring nothing home. What's other point is there for dressing up in $200 clothes and blowing $200 on liquor? Folks don't even dance no more. You can't even look down on strip clubs no more because at least get to see ass and titties with some lip service.

Pre drink, then buy a couple drinks at the club and be good. Clubbing on a budget.

 

[Sbp]

I've done some nasty shyt in clubs can't front

Who hasn't

 

[jay83]

You missing out on Latino clubs

No dress code, $20 to get in, drinks are between $8-$14 each depending on the spot. And everybody dancing. All the chicks always dressed their best and got ass and titties out even in the wintertime.

It's guaranteed you can fukk a bytch or get some head that same night, and score some numbers for later

It helps if you can dance but if not you can still bag em. But dancing seals the deal

You don't even have to know Spanish since most these chicks born here

Any time you see a white woman at a salsa bar or Latino club she is looking to get laid that night if not already taken.

 

[Hater Eraser]

You know how some dudes would would just stay on the wall at the club just waiting for something to happen? Imagine a whole club like that plus smartphones everywhere.

 

[Sleepy Floyd]

Damn this is an interesting perspective. You in on the scene? I wouldn't go to bag em, just to have fun.

It's not a sausage fest like other clubs?

Yeah I go to the Latino clubs more than any other clubs

I don't go to smash, but it is easy if you want to. I go because I like to dance and all the women be dancing at Latino clubs.

It's not a sausage fest. But the ratio doesn't matter because most of the dudes don't be dancing with the chicks. The dudes just be standing around a bucket of beers at the edge of the dance floor. The women nbe dancing with their female friends until some dudes finally ask them to dance.

If you can dance you're set. Merengue and bachata are the easiest, then cumbia, then salsa. Cumbia dancing is pretty similar to Zydeco. And reggaeton y'all just grinding if she feeling you.

There's two types of Latino clubs. There's the regular Latin clubs (they might sometimes be labeled "Tropical") and then there's Mexican nightclubs. Everything I mentioned so far applies more to the regular Latin clubs.

The Mexican clubs are more of an acquired taste I think. They play norteño, banda and duranguense music more, which sounds like circus music to us. But if you can dance norteñas you'll eat.

Later I'll update the post with dancing examples or post it further down

 

[Ohene]

YEP.

I DONT EVEN CLUB ANYMORE
DUE TO BEING A FAMILY MAN NOW
BUT THE LAST COUPLE OF TIMES
I POPPED OUT I STILL fukkED.

THAT GOTTA BE YOUR THING THOUGH.
THE AVERAGE PERSON DOESNT
KNOW HOW TO TACTFULLY GET A WOMAN
FROM THE CLUB TO THE BEDROOM


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school nikkas. how is it done?

 

[Ohene]

Damn ya'll be kissing hoes on the dance floor

this mentality part of the issue
back in the day that was nothing. everybody a prude now though.

nikkas was finger fukkin hoes on the dance floor back then lol

 

[CHICAGO]

school nikkas. how is it done?

ARE YOU OVER 6 FEET TALL?

DO YOU HAVE A MUSCULAR BUILD?

ARE YOUR TEETH/HAIRLINE/FOREHEAD ON POINT?

DOES THE AVERAGE WOMAN FIND YOU ATTRACTIVE?

ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS BEFORE WE PROCEED.



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[Ohene]

ARE YOU OVER 6 FEET TALL?

DO YOU HAVE A MUSCULAR BUILD?

IS YOUR HAIRLINE/FOREHEAD ON POINT?

DOES THE AVERAGE WOMAN FIND YOU ATTRACTIVE?

ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS BEFORE WE PROCEED.



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yes sir

6'1, 210 lbs
broad shoulders
teeth solid
corners thinning but when i get a fresh cut my hair/waves look immaculate
i've been told i look like a black superman and that i'm pretty by hoes