Is the club scene still the place to go to smash broads? How easy is it these days?

[CHICAGO]

yes sir

6'1, 210 lbs
broad shoulders
corners thinning but when i get a fresh cut my hair/waves look immaculate
i've been told i look like a black superman and that i'm pretty by hoes

COOL ...

FIRST TIP I WILL GIVE YOU
IS POST UP BY THE BAR....

WHEN A WOMAN THAT YOU
LIKE WALKS BY, STICK YOUR HAND OUT.
IF SHE GRABS YOUR HAND PULL HER
IN TO YOU AND BEGAN CONVERSATION.

YOU GRAB NAME AND NUMBER
RIGHT THERE AND IF SHE DOESN'T
HAVE TO GET BACK TO HER FRIENDS
YOU BUY HER A DRINK.

USUALLY THE WOMAN IS
BEING PHYSICAL BY THIS POINT...
IF SHE RUBBING ON CHEST OR ARMS
YOU GOT HER.

BIGGEST "I KNOW IM fukkING" SIGN
IS WHEN THE WOMAN BUYS YOU A DRINK.

I CANT REALLY TELL YOU
HOW TO HANDLE YOUR CONVO
BECAUSE EVERY WOMAN IS DIFFERENT
SO YOU HAVE TO FREESTYLE
AND GO WITH THE FLOW
BUT THOSE BASIC TIPS SHOULD GET
YOU IN THE DOOR.

YOU GOTTA INVITE THEM
TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT AFTERWARDS
IF SHE LEAVES WITH YOU
SHE GOING.
YOU JUST GOTTA CLOSE THE SHOW


​

 

[⠀X ⠀]

You’re better off going to church, if you wanna find some freaks.

 

[beenz]

not sure why anyone would go in the club. I got a shytload of lounges in walking distance of my crib and I can wear whatever I want and talk to women for little to nothing there with reasonably priced drinks.

if not that, then I'll go in the south loop and hit up a sports bar as well.

 

[SNG]

Only way you getting p*ssy is if you going to a cougar bar or club with divorced and single moms in they late 30’s that want to get dikked down for the night. You ain’t gettin shyt with these youngins that go the the club just for a photo op.

Last time I went out to one of them old and mature events an older white woman flashed me and almost pulled my dikk out on the dance floor.

Them older women be freaky as shyt.

 

[Ohene]

COOL ...

FIRST TIP I WILL GIVE YOU
IS POST UP BY THE BAR....

WHEN A WOMAN THAT YOU
LIKE WALKS BY, STICK YOUR HAND OUT.
IF SHE GRABS YOUR HAND PULL HER
IN TO YOU AND BEGAN CONVERSATION.

YOU GRAB NAME AND NUMBER
RIGHT THERE AND IF SHE DOESN'T
HAVE TO GET BACK TO HER FRIENDS
YOU BUY HER A DRINK.

USUALLY THE WOMAN IS
BEING PHYSICAL BY THIS POINT...
IF SHE RUBBING ON CHEST OR ARMS
YOU GOT HER.

BIGGEST "I KNOW IM fukkING" SIGN
IS WHEN THE WOMAN BUYS YOU A DRINK.

I CANT REALLY TELL YOU
HOW TO HANDLE YOUR CONVO
BECAUSE EVERY WOMAN IS DIFFERENT
SO YOU HAVE TO FREESTYLE
AND GO WITH THE FLOW
BUT THOSE BASIC TIPS SHOULD GET
YOU IN THE DOOR.

YOU GOTTA INVITE THEM
TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT AFTERWARDS
IF SHE LEAVES WITH YOU
SHE GOING.
YOU JUST GOTTA CLOSE THE SHOW


​

aint been to the club in a minute but next time i go ill experiment

 

[Sleepy Floyd]

Pre drink, then buy a couple drinks at the club and be good. Clubbing on a budget.

My friends keep a little cooler in the car and a bottle of liquor and juice for mixers. So we just go to the car and get a drink every once in a while. Or my big titty friends hide the little bottles in their titties and it gets past security. We order a juice for $2-$3 and pour the juice in

 

[mag357]

Post Covid world
Women are in fear these days and won’t just randomly go back home with someone they just met..


Women ten years ago were way more adventurous
Strangers would car pool and continue the night in another location

 

[Devil Plisken…CMS]

aint been to the club in a minute but next time i go ill experiment

 

[spacewraith]

Broads at the club now are pretty much brought in by promoters to get guys to come in and buy drinks.

 

[broller]

ARE YOU OVER 6 FEET TALL?

DO YOU HAVE A MUSCULAR BUILD?

ARE YOUR TEETH/HAIRLINE/FOREHEAD ON POINT?

DOES THE AVERAGE WOMAN FIND YOU ATTRACTIVE?

ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS BEFORE WE PROCEED.



​

Also you stay fukkin on the side as a family man?

 

[CHICAGO]

Also you stay fukkin on the side as a family man?

NAH I RARELY STEP OUT NOWADAYS.



​

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Yeah I go to the Latino clubs more than any other clubs

I don't go to smash, but it is easy if you want to. I go because I like to dance and all the women be dancing at Latino clubs.

It's not a sausage fest. But the ratio doesn't matter because most of the dudes don't be dancing with the chicks. The dudes just be standing around a bucket of beers at the edge of the dance floor. The women nbe dancing with their female friends until some dudes finally ask them to dance.

If you can dance you're set. Merengue and bachata are the easiest, then cumbia, then salsa. Cumbia dancing is pretty similar to Zydeco. And reggaeton y'all just grinding if she feeling you.

There's two types of Latino clubs. There's the regular Latin clubs (they might sometimes be labeled "Tropical") and then there's Mexican nightclubs. Everything I mentioned so far applies more to the regular Latin clubs.

The Mexican clubs are more of an acquired taste I think. They play norteño, banda and duranguense music more, which sounds like circus music to us. But if you can dance norteñas you'll eat.

Later I'll update the post with dancing examples or post it further down

I'm definitely looking into this. Always wanted to learn to dance salsa/bachata

Did you take classes? How often did you go and practice? Would have to figure out how to get it in my schedule.

 

[africngiant]

Funny story I actually went to a club for the first time in a minute this weekend.


contrary to popular belief people were still dancing have a good time.



the DJ was lit. The "VIP" section was lame AF at this spot




the VIP was all 45+ spanish drug dealing brehs and their girlfriends....the brehittos were acting like they were moving work on the block looking around all nervous/tuff and shyt

a group of 6 older PAWGs came in and were CUTTING LOOSE on the dance floor


later on like around midnight a younger crowd started coming in....they were all dressed like shyt and just off to the side by themselves. their hoes looked jealous of all the older folk having a good time tho



They music was right 2 I don't think I heard one song post 2010.

this is really thorough and encapsulates the club scene in a nutshell in 2024. give or take some situational changes of the racial makeup in the clubs depending on the venue.

u laid out the vibe of being outside perfectly breh lmao.

one thing i will say about going out to predominantly black venues..
despite the rants i go on,

it’s beautiful to see our ppl come together and just enjoy the moment. houston the best black scene ive been 2 so far just for recommendations for my nikkas

 

[Cobalt Sire]

Op, you need to move to a city where women are walking and hanging around outside during the day and just approach them. Clubs sometimes will net you something, but you need your everyday life to be a club, which is what it's like in a major city. Women move their husbands to the suburbs to get them away from temptation.

 

[hitmonlee]

Bar, club, lounge, gym, outside or inside. Let’s be real a lot of y’all ain’t smashing nothing regardless of the setting