Is the Bible Real or Fake?

[Polygraph steez]

started as something real but got drastically manipulated. thats what i dont understand how people fail to see that

 

[Sansprix]

It's the greatest fairytale of all time

And I had to choose white, even tho my nationality is hispanic.

 

[Esau = Evil]

It's the greatest fairytale of all time

And I had to choose white, even tho my nationality is hispanic.

Well, howdy do for you.


You HAD to choose white, huh? As opposed to what?


Why is that, Carlos?

But don't let me discourage you, please........Carry on, friend.

 

[Sansprix]

Well, howdy do for you.


You HAD to choose white, huh? As opposed to what?


Why is that, Carlos?

But don't let me discourage you, please........Carry on, friend.

 

[Esau = Evil]

I know.

 

[Hulk Hogan]

WELL LEMME ASK YA SUMTHIN, BROTHER! FIRST OFF, BROTHER, WHY DID YOU STUPIDLY CONFUSE RACE AND/OR ETHNICITY WITH NATIONALITY, BROTHER? SECOND, DUUUDE, WHY DOES IT MATTER TO YOU WHAT A HULKAMANIAC'S RACE/ETHNICITY/NATIONALITY IS WITH REGARDS TO THEIR OPINION ON THE BIBLE, MAAAAN? THAT LINE OF QUESTIONING MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A BIGOT, A RACIST, AND/OR A NATIONALIST IDIOT, BROTHER!

FINALLY, DUUUUUUUDE, WHAT A STUPID fukkING QUESTION TO ASK, BROTHER. IS THE BIBLE REAL? IT'S A BOOK. WE'VE ALL SEEN ONE OR EVEN HELD ONE IN OUR VERY HANDS, BROTHER! DID YOU MEAN TO ASK IF WE BELIEVE THE BIBLE TO BE AN ACCURATE ACCOUNT OF HUMAN HISTORY? DID YOU MEAN TO ASK IF WE BELIEVE THE STORIES IN THE BIBLE TO BE APPROPRIATE ALLEGORIES FOR MORALITY, BROTHER?

LEMME TELL YA SUMTHIN, BROTHER! THE HULKSTER IS THE ORANGE MAN, BROTHER! FROM THE TAMPA, BROTHER! AND THE ORIGINAL MAN IS ORANGE, DUUUUDE! WHATEVER COLOR YOU CLAIM TO BE, THE HULKSTER IS SUPERIOR, BROTHER! BOW DOWN TO MY 24 INCH PYTHONS, BROTHER! HULKAMANIA WILL RUN WILD ON ALL MY EDOMITE SLAVES WHEN JESUS "HULK" CHRIST, IN HIS ORANGE SKIN, RETURNS BROTHER! HALLELUJAH!

 

[Boutdatlife]

GOD's word can never be fake.

 

[Bud Bundy]

First off. Whats your nationality, and where did you learn to say all these things? Also, who told you "the book" is Christianity? Who told you there are no stories of Christ from his childhood? Who told you there were no other populations? Because im sure thats not what you read. You're just being a parrot. And alot of the "Stories" are mysteries of that have to be unfolded. Riddles, so to speak.

So you really think a snake is just gonna go up to a woman and start talking, ha bruh?

so
does that make them true stories?

 

[Bud Bundy]

WELL LEMME ASK YA SUMTHIN, BROTHER! FIRST OFF, BROTHER, WHY DID YOU STUPIDLY CONFUSE RACE AND/OR ETHNICITY WITH NATIONALITY, BROTHER? SECOND, DUUUDE, WHY DOES IT MATTER TO YOU WHAT A HULKAMANIAC'S RACE/ETHNICITY/NATIONALITY IS WITH REGARDS TO THEIR OPINION ON THE BIBLE, MAAAAN? THAT LINE OF QUESTIONING MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A BIGOT, A RACIST, AND/OR A NATIONALIST IDIOT, BROTHER!

FINALLY, DUUUUUUUDE, WHAT A STUPID fukkING QUESTION TO ASK, BROTHER. IS THE BIBLE REAL? IT'S A BOOK. WE'VE ALL SEEN ONE OR EVEN HELD ONE IN OUR VERY HANDS, BROTHER! DID YOU MEAN TO ASK IF WE BELIEVE THE BIBLE TO BE AN ACCURATE ACCOUNT OF HUMAN HISTORY? DID YOU MEAN TO ASK IF WE BELIEVE THE STORIES IN THE BIBLE TO BE APPROPRIATE ALLEGORIES FOR MORALITY, BROTHER?

LEMME TELL YA SUMTHIN, BROTHER! THE HULKSTER IS THE ORANGE MAN, BROTHER! FROM THE TAMPA, BROTHER! AND THE ORIGINAL MAN IS ORANGE, DUUUUDE! WHATEVER COLOR YOU CLAIM TO BE, THE HULKSTER IS SUPERIOR, BROTHER! BOW DOWN TO MY 24 INCH PYTHONS, BROTHER! HULKAMANIA WILL RUN WILD ON ALL MY EDOMITE SLAVES WHEN JESUS "HULK" CHRIST, IN HIS ORANGE SKIN, RETURNS BROTHER! HALLELUJAH!

is reaffirmed in Hulkamianism.
*says prayers
*takes vitamins.

 

[Old Money]

Comment later

 

[Hammer]

WELL LEMME ASK YA SUMTHIN, BROTHER! FIRST OFF, BROTHER, WHY DID YOU STUPIDLY CONFUSE RACE AND/OR ETHNICITY WITH NATIONALITY, BROTHER? SECOND, DUUUDE, WHY DOES IT MATTER TO YOU WHAT A HULKAMANIAC'S RACE/ETHNICITY/NATIONALITY IS WITH REGARDS TO THEIR OPINION ON THE BIBLE, MAAAAN? THAT LINE OF QUESTIONING MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A BIGOT, A RACIST, AND/OR A NATIONALIST IDIOT, BROTHER!

FINALLY, DUUUUUUUDE, WHAT A STUPID fukkING QUESTION TO ASK, BROTHER. IS THE BIBLE REAL? IT'S A BOOK. WE'VE ALL SEEN ONE OR EVEN HELD ONE IN OUR VERY HANDS, BROTHER! DID YOU MEAN TO ASK IF WE BELIEVE THE BIBLE TO BE AN ACCURATE ACCOUNT OF HUMAN HISTORY? DID YOU MEAN TO ASK IF WE BELIEVE THE STORIES IN THE BIBLE TO BE APPROPRIATE ALLEGORIES FOR MORALITY, BROTHER?

LEMME TELL YA SUMTHIN, BROTHER! THE HULKSTER IS THE ORANGE MAN, BROTHER! FROM THE TAMPA, BROTHER! AND THE ORIGINAL MAN IS ORANGE, DUUUUDE! WHATEVER COLOR YOU CLAIM TO BE, THE HULKSTER IS SUPERIOR, BROTHER! BOW DOWN TO MY 24 INCH PYTHONS, BROTHER! HULKAMANIA WILL RUN WILD ON ALL MY EDOMITE SLAVES WHEN JESUS "HULK" CHRIST, IN HIS ORANGE SKIN, RETURNS BROTHER! HALLELUJAH!

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Made up

 

[Swaggatron]

WELL LEMME ASK YA SUMTHIN, BROTHER! FIRST OFF, BROTHER, WHY DID YOU STUPIDLY CONFUSE RACE AND/OR ETHNICITY WITH NATIONALITY, BROTHER? SECOND, DUUUDE, WHY DOES IT MATTER TO YOU WHAT A HULKAMANIAC'S RACE/ETHNICITY/NATIONALITY IS WITH REGARDS TO THEIR OPINION ON THE BIBLE, MAAAAN? THAT LINE OF QUESTIONING MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A BIGOT, A RACIST, AND/OR A NATIONALIST IDIOT, BROTHER!

FINALLY, DUUUUUUUDE, WHAT A STUPID fukkING QUESTION TO ASK, BROTHER. IS THE BIBLE REAL? IT'S A BOOK. WE'VE ALL SEEN ONE OR EVEN HELD ONE IN OUR VERY HANDS, BROTHER! DID YOU MEAN TO ASK IF WE BELIEVE THE BIBLE TO BE AN ACCURATE ACCOUNT OF HUMAN HISTORY? DID YOU MEAN TO ASK IF WE BELIEVE THE STORIES IN THE BIBLE TO BE APPROPRIATE ALLEGORIES FOR MORALITY, BROTHER?

LEMME TELL YA SUMTHIN, BROTHER! THE HULKSTER IS THE ORANGE MAN, BROTHER! FROM THE TAMPA, BROTHER! AND THE ORIGINAL MAN IS ORANGE, DUUUUDE! WHATEVER COLOR YOU CLAIM TO BE, THE HULKSTER IS SUPERIOR, BROTHER! BOW DOWN TO MY 24 INCH PYTHONS, BROTHER! HULKAMANIA WILL RUN WILD ON ALL MY EDOMITE SLAVES WHEN JESUS "HULK" CHRIST, IN HIS ORANGE SKIN, RETURNS BROTHER! HALLELUJAH!

Dude Ran Wild on This Thread /Thread

 

[emoney]

the question is too simplistic

 

[smokeurobinson]

the Bible is metaphoric and should not be taken literally. When read metaphoricly it all makes sense (Adam and eve represent what we were all told ahead of time not to do such as smoke crack or have unprotected sex....if u smoke crack once, u become and addict and are cast out of paradise....if u have unprotected sex u can get an std or an unwanted pregnancy and be cast out of paradise)...When looked at metaphoricly it makes sense...when taken literal it creates mystified zombies.