Is giving a female a massage the universal intro to trying to smash?

[Chill]

I need to learn how to do this

 

[KinksandCoils]

Maybe then your just a tease. Odds are though, you just havent felt the overwhelming power of a seductive touch

Mmmm k

 

[Groanman]

Back in the day, I was with this chick who wanted a massage every time it was time to get busy.
The first seven or eight times I was with it.
After that, it felt like it was turning into a goddamn chore.
I kept doing it but I would not like it.
Too much work for some snooch.

 

[Mandarin Duck]

I thought it was but I was wrong. Had this asian girl tell me she wanted a massage in my car, so I start with her legs, work my way up to her ass and she ain't even trippin
We go back to my friends house, We all in the living room and she wants me to start massaging her again. This time she gives me some lotion to spread on her legs and her ass.
She got them spandex booty shorts on so I'm pulling them up all in her ass so I can get dem cheeks. It was like the first 10 mins of an Assparade scene.
I'm hard as fukk telling her "lets go to the room, I'll massage you there". And she kept telling me No.
I leave, and she ends up smashing one of my nikkas

 

[Chief]

I thought it was but I was wrong. Had this asian girl tell me she wanted a massage in my car, so I start with her legs, work my way up to her ass and she ain't even trippin
We go back to my friends house, We all in the living room and she wants me to start massaging her again. This time she gives me some lotion to spread on her legs and her ass.
She got them spandex booty shorts on so I'm pulling them up all in her ass so I can get dem cheeks. It was like the first 10 mins of an Assparade scene.
I'm hard as fukk telling her "lets go to the room, I'll massage you there". And she kept telling me No.
I leave, and she ends up smashing one of my nikkas

I primed her for another nikka, you shouldn't have left

 

[Entropy Fan]

I thought it was but I was wrong. Had this asian girl tell me she wanted a massage in my car, so I start with her legs, work my way up to her ass and she ain't even trippin
We go back to my friends house, We all in the living room and she wants me to start massaging her again. This time she gives me some lotion to spread on her legs and her ass.
She got them spandex booty shorts on so I'm pulling them up all in her ass so I can get dem cheeks. It was like the first 10 mins of an Assparade scene.
I'm hard as fukk telling her "lets go to the room, I'll massage you there". And she kept telling me No.
I leave, and she ends up smashing one of my nikkas

My goodness what an epic L

 

[Cat piss martini]

Any man give a chick a full body massage and
dont hit draws may wanna consider suicide.

 

[Silkk]

I thought it was but I was wrong. Had this asian girl tell me she wanted a massage in my car, so I start with her legs, work my way up to her ass and she ain't even trippin
We go back to my friends house, We all in the living room and she wants me to start massaging her again. This time she gives me some lotion to spread on her legs and her ass.
She got them spandex booty shorts on so I'm pulling them up all in her ass so I can get dem cheeks. It was like the first 10 mins of an Assparade scene.
I'm hard as fukk telling her "lets go to the room, I'll massage you there". And she kept telling me No.
I leave, and she ends up smashing one of my nikkas

Damn,

 

[HarlemsOwn]

I like getting massages but u ain't getting none just off of a massage

thats what im saying

a woman knows if she gonna fukk you or not

that massage shyt is fukkin corny

but maybe thats in yall character

 

[Mandarin Duck]

Asian girls are nothing but a fukking tease to me now. I don't fukk with em.

 

[AsAboveSoBelow]

I thought it was but I was wrong. Had this asian girl tell me she wanted a massage in my car, so I start with her legs, work my way up to her ass and she ain't even trippin
We go back to my friends house, We all in the living room and she wants me to start massaging her again. This time she gives me some lotion to spread on her legs and her ass.
She got them spandex booty shorts on so I'm pulling them up all in her ass so I can get dem cheeks. It was like the first 10 mins of an Assparade scene.
I'm hard as fukk telling her "lets go to the room, I'll massage you there". And she kept telling me No.
I leave, and she ends up smashing one of my nikkas

 

[Illuminatos]

I thought it was but I was wrong. Had this asian girl tell me she wanted a massage in my car, so I start with her legs, work my way up to her ass and she ain't even trippin
We go back to my friends house, We all in the living room and she wants me to start massaging her again. This time she gives me some lotion to spread on her legs and her ass.
She got them spandex booty shorts on so I'm pulling them up all in her ass so I can get dem cheeks. It was like the first 10 mins of an Assparade scene.
I'm hard as fukk telling her "lets go to the room, I'll massage you there". And she kept telling me No.
I leave, and she ends up smashing one of my nikkas

God damn what an L.

 

[Big Boss]

I thought it was but I was wrong. Had this asian girl tell me she wanted a massage in my car, so I start with her legs, work my way up to her ass and she ain't even trippin
We go back to my friends house, We all in the living room and she wants me to start massaging her again. This time she gives me some lotion to spread on her legs and her ass.
She got them spandex booty shorts on so I'm pulling them up all in her ass so I can get dem cheeks. It was like the first 10 mins of an Assparade scene.
I'm hard as fukk telling her "lets go to the room, I'll massage you there". And she kept telling me No.
I leave, and she ends up smashing one of my nikkas

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

I thought it was but I was wrong. Had this asian girl tell me she wanted a massage in my car, so I start with her legs, work my way up to her ass and she ain't even trippin
We go back to my friends house, We all in the living room and she wants me to start massaging her again. This time she gives me some lotion to spread on her legs and her ass.
She got them spandex booty shorts on so I'm pulling them up all in her ass so I can get dem cheeks. It was like the first 10 mins of an Assparade scene.
I'm hard as fukk telling her "lets go to the room, I'll massage you there". And she kept telling me No.
I leave, and she ends up smashing one of my nikkas

i cringed when i finished reading this mammoth L-asoraus.

 

[jfkennedy]

I thought it was but I was wrong. Had this asian girl tell me she wanted a massage in my car, so I start with her legs, work my way up to her ass and she ain't even trippin
We go back to my friends house, We all in the living room and she wants me to start massaging her again. This time she gives me some lotion to spread on her legs and her ass.
She got them spandex booty shorts on so I'm pulling them up all in her ass so I can get dem cheeks. It was like the first 10 mins of an Assparade scene.
I'm hard as fukk telling her "lets go to the room, I'll massage you there". And she kept telling me No.
I leave, and she ends up smashing one of my nikkas

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