Indian dudes at bars/lounges/clubs are creepy asf
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The Fukin Prophecy
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I talked to white boy this morning...Im fuking dying at the last story
The BO is something thats always hits you like a truck
The white boy a real one for that
He's not sure what the funk was, he said it could of been mold but this fool was sitting there the whole night so everyone naturally assumed it was him...Personally I don't remember that dude smelling that bad...it was the other dude that kept dancing wildly and sweating profusely that I smelled funk...
Anyways according to my partner only two of them showed up to yesterday's meeting...One them was wearing shades and appeared to be lumped up...They said the third wasnt feeling well but we know thats code for got his ass whooped...
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I talked to white boy this morning...
He's not sure what the funk was, he said it could of been mold but this fool was sitting there the whole night so everyone naturally assumed it was him...Personally I don't remember that dude smelling that bad...it was the other dude that kept dancing wildly and sweating profusely that I smelled funk...
Anyways according to my partner only two of them showed up to yesterday's meeting...One them was wearing shades and appeared to be lumped up...They said the third wasnt feeling well but we know thats code for got his ass whooped...
You need to either get with a screenwriter breh, or do that shyt yourself, either way...you gotta write a movie script based on that. Would be gold. And it would only take place over the course of a day, with not a lot of actors or locations, so if it were to be picked up the budget wouldn’t be much.
Got to
So I told them I'd meet them at Del Frisco's 7pm which is right across the street from the office...
To my surprise none of these dudes cared it was a steakhouse, in fact one of them even ate steak...The other two had soup and salad...
Nothing out of the ordinary here, they were actually normal and kept it to business...
I'm thinking ok maybe this night won't be that bad...
Around 9pm they wanted to head to a pub, so I obliged the request even though I don't drink alcohol on weekdays...Took them round the corner to Johnny Utahs...
The alchohol starts flowing, specifically whiskey, these mothafukkas had a hard on for Johnnie Walker...
I asked the bartender for 4 shots of blue label, they down their shots and the seeds of fukkery begin to slowly blossum...
The whiteboy analyst I brought along starts talking to this white girl sitting behind us at the bar...I tell Indian dudes I need to step out for a quick phone call...
When I get back inside I notice the Indian dudes migrated and are literally hovering over white girl...
One of them standing behind her looking like...
The other one...
and the third spontaneously starts playing air guitar like...
White girl starts yelling why are you guys so close to me step back with a look of complete disgust on her face...
At this point I'm no longer tryna get to the bar cuz I can't be seen involved with that...I'm at the other side near the exit standing there watching this shyt like...
Bartender tried to intervene, he starts looking around like...
White boy comes back to me and says they asked for the whole bottle of blue label...
So now I have to make my way over to the bar, I'm like bruh get your manager...Manager comes out I explain the situation, he says he has to charge double for the bottle and I'm like just do it...They're paying for it anyways with this contract so I can careless about the tab...
All of a sudden they start playing a pop song, some Taylor Swift sounding shyt and dude that was playing the air guitar before starts flapping his arms wildly like...
All females in the immediate vicinity wereand the dudes
...
I immediately try to disappear like Homer into the bushes and then the got damn song changes to that lil nas x horse joint...
Johnny Utahs got an electric bull...
One of these fools says I'm gonna ride the horse...
Me
White boy look at me like WTF I look at the bartender and say bruh I need to pay that tab RIGHT NOW...
He gets on the bull all serious and shyt and looks at the operator like
And immediately face plants like
the other two fools run to pick him up and he gives them the ok like
Tabs paid and turn to them and say yo emergency at home I got to go...They start hugging me like come on man stay we're gonna go get the bytches...I'm like nah no bytches for me tonight...
I grab white boy and I tell him to take them to our spot near the Javits Center, pay for a bottle but DO NOT pay for strippers, let them cover that...
In the morning white boy sent me an email that he will be working from home...I'm like ok, he took the bullet for the team last night son deserves the day...
He calls me around 10am and before I could even ask for the details he says man those guys are crazy...
First off no stripper wanted to go near that real creepy lanky quiet dude with the mustache that's always smiling...White boy said he didn't smell it at the bar but said where dude was sitting smelled extra foul like he either pissed, shytted or nutted on himself...and he was sitting in it the whole time by himself...
He said the other two kept ganging up on the strippers which I imagine looked something like
Said he went off to do his thing ina private room and when he came back creepy dude still sitting by himself smiling...
There was like five strippers in a circle clapping...One of these dudes was in the middle of that circle on his knees doing some weird snake dance shyt I imagine looked like this
At one point somebody approached foul smelling creepy dude and tried to kick him out but refused to get close to him because of the odor and one of the other dudes start yelling why? why you kick him?
A stripper said he smells like something died, one of the other Indian dudes points his finger at her like
and yells your p*ssy smell like dead fish...
The stripper slaps him and he slaps the stripper back
The bouncers now start whoopin on them and uncle Phil they asses out...
White boy called an uber and as they're waiting for it Indian dudes start telling folk trying to get into the club not to go in cuz the p*ssy stinks...
Bouncer starts chasing both of them down the block round the Javits center...
White boy hopped in the Uber and bounced...He actually apologized to me for abandoning them thinking we lost the contract...I told him son I'd be mad if you were dumb enough to stick around and get your ass whooped with those fools...
Both me and white boy in complete tears while he's telling me this shyt...My partner came into my office saw me in tears clutching my chest and thought I was having a heart attack...I told her I cannot have this meeting today...She said how did the dinner go last night, I tell her if I tell you that you won't be able to have that meeting either...
I legit spent most of my day spontaneously busting out like
cuz of the visuals stuck in my got damn head...
bruh i am so glad i have my own office...because i got up to close my door and LAUGHED MY ASS OFF!!!
..im in business IT where these cats are prevalent and not one of them have approached the fukkery from your stories from work 
That funk comes from all those fried whole spices. I had an Indian friend back in the day when he opened his door a tsunami of funk swept me away every time.I talked to white boy this morning...
He's not sure what the funk was, he said it could of been mold but this fool was sitting there the whole night so everyone naturally assumed it was him...Personally I don't remember that dude smelling that bad...it was the other dude that kept dancing wildly and sweating profusely that I smelled funk...
Anyways according to my partner only two of them showed up to yesterday's meeting...One them was wearing shades and appeared to be lumped up...They said the third wasnt feeling well but we know thats code for got his ass whooped...
The Fukin Prophecy
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We also got several Indian employees and none of them act like this...bruh i am so glad i have my own office...because i got up to close my door and LAUGHED MY ASS OFF!!!
From my experiences it's only the ones from upper Indian class fresh off the boat and single that act wild...They all seem to suffer from spoiled manchild complex and do not know how to act around women...
I knew this was going to be a problem when I heard dude is sending his sons to NY...All single and in their 30's without him around aint no way this wasn't going to lead to fukkery...
ig88
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Virtuous_Brotha
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India is similar to Nigeria in terms of the massive diversity the population alone makes it extra stupid to generalize .
Im legit baffled how so many people in this thread run into so many indian brehs in clubs though like what kinda joints are these i wouldn't expect to see any non western ones in any urban club that I'd imagine coli brehs would be at
Why would ANY sane western women wanna go to India especially White women? What the hell do White women LOVE about India so damn much that they risk danger.
Seriously, what do White people love about India so damn much? I always wondered this?
Seriously, what do White people love about India so damn much? I always wondered this?
Spirituality/enlightenment or business?Why would ANY sane western women wanna go to India especially White women? What the hell do White women LOVE about India so damn much that they risk danger.
Seriously, what do White people love about India so damn much? I always wondered this?
I can think of much more cooler spirituality places.
Cambodia? Thailand? Easter Islands? Tibet?
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yo u work in midtown?
or downtown by battery park?
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Midtown