PikaDaDon
Thunderbolt Them Suckers
Nomination? Da gawd routinely covers up murder and you think he'd leave a Emmy award up to chance? My nikka's got three acceptance speeches prepared so in case he stumbles on a word he can bounce back like round ball and give em that work...all first verse, all first verse. And he only stumbled on his words cause he was gone off that Ace of Spades and Henny Pure White by the time he got to the red carpet. Opened the Benz doors, same color Brawny paper towel with the Wesley Snipes guts, and that dank smoke rose into the heavens like the soul of ol girl he ran over. Brunette pawg on his arm. Access Hollywood reporter get blinded when the sun hit those yella diamonds. Sitting next to Kat Dennings, third row center, you know he funna motorboat that bytch in the restrooms during the commercial breaks. When he wins that Emmy he turns around and gives that nikka Aaron Paul the ...yeah you know he mad.
Young Finn da gawd, he should be acting with a turban.
You're easily a top 5 poster.