I'm constipated and i got a whole new respect for Gay nikkas...

Mowgli

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I been on the toilet for the past hour, praying to Jesus and screaming Buddha. Yet still it doesn't come out after about 7 attempts :sadcam:. I almost thought i was going to pass out and tears started to fill my eyes :mjcry: this might be the worst pain i've felt in my life. It's so close but i can't get over that hurdle.

This is the first time something like this has happened. I couldn't have prepared for this, I feel so helpless. I'm walking around the crib on my tiptoes with my whole azz out, i've never felt this much shame. Brehs, drink your fluids. I ate like a fat nikka the last 2 days and this is the payback.

I've tried drinking warm water, Cream of tartar and squat position but my a$$hole is just too tight.

My last hope is castor oil, i've been staring it down for the last 15 minutes.

I feel it's going to end like this..



Pray for me brehs.. i'm filled with anxiety right now. Gay nikkas you got my respect. Yall soldiers.

Get hydrated. It will loosen up the dookie
 

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this an old thread... i won this battle months ago.
The battle with constipation rages on

Stay hydrated.

Eat raisin bran

Have some oats

If your multivitamin has a lot of iron you better mix it with some fiber and water

Don't overeat rice
 
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