If you were a plumber that found 600k in Joel Osteen's Church which was reported stolen 7 years earlier what would you do?

[Devilinurear]

Taking 600k out would be hard as fukk lol. Damn near impossible without getting caught fr.

He was the janitor. Just take it out in trash bags.

 

[Devilinurear]

I doubt that money was there by accident. People involved with the church hid it there and then reported it stolen. I'm sure they frequently checked on it and if it went missing after you worked on the bathroom, they'd come after you.

I ain't afraid of no church goons.

 

[Heafcliffe]

Nikka, what money?

 

[Yaboysix]

Money inside of a wall you say?! That shyt was MEANT for me to Find!



Fck them checks, though

 

[chineebai]

Thank the lord

 

[Lambent55]

It was reported stolen? If I don't suspect there or any camera's, that non existent stolen money is coming with me.

 

[Mass]

Idk. Can't fukk with this society. nikkas tracking serial numbers and shyt.

nikkas setting you up. .

Rarely is anything just a simple fortuitous come up.

Id like to think if it was straight cash I'd just stash it and pull from it when needed. But who knows.

 

[Spiider]

Keep it. God wanted me to find it

 

[Mowgli]

If u can justify stealing donations to a church you can justify stealing from anyone

 

[Lambent55]

If u can justify stealing from a church you can justify stealing from anyone

I don't think we view it as stealing from a church, we view it as stealing from a swindler, Joel Osteen.

 

[Mowgli]

I don't think we view it as stealing from a church, we view it as stealing from a swindler, Joel Osteen.

Like I said. You're stealing donations. It's pretty low.

 

[The God Poster]

What was the check/cash ratio?

 

[xXOGLEGENDXx]

Y'all really think somebody/people stashed $600K in a wall and then just forgot about it huh?



The moment you take it, they're gonna know and come after you. You never know who's money you're taking and what they are willing to do for it.

Getting $20K for it, clean and legally, is a good deal.


Besides, most people would not have a clue what to do with $600K of dirty money and would get caught immediately facing criminal charges.

 

[Jay Kast]

If I found it?

I'd take it out in portions in my plumbers bag until complete.

Hire a random laborer (likely an undocumented immigrant) and let the church know that the job requires an extra set of hands but we'd finish the job that day. I'd purposely leave out of the bathroom multiple times to get something from the truck or to turn the main water on/off. Then finish the job.

If they found out the money was stashed behind the toilet, now I have an untraceable (hopefully) person I can send them fishing for that leads to no where.

Sit on the money, invest it slowly and keep it pushing. fukk Joel.

 

[GreenGhxst]

im stealing it from a crook