If you were a plumber that found 600k in Joel Osteen's Church which was reported stolen 7 years earlier what would you do?

[Mister Terrific]

I’ll hand it over to the authorities. It wouldn’t sit well with me spiritually to just take the money for myself, considering it was discovered from within the church. God is not to be played with.

Ain’t no God in Joel Olsteens church

 

[num123]

Taking it and giving half of it to charities helping people in distress. At least some of the money would be going to a good place and not to a pastor so he can buy a new lambo.

 

[Anerdyblackguy]

Doesn’t he teach prosperity gospel? I would just consider it a godly blessing for being great at my job.

 

[ba'al]

Give all 600k back to Joel.

Then go to his service on Sunday and tithe 10% he paid me to do the plumbing.

If it was your money and someone else found it you would want them to do the same.

 

[Bumblebreh]

Joel osteen definitely wrapped up in some foul shyt…..


I’d sit on it for a year before doing anything.

 

[KBtheKey]

nikkas always gotta be tough guys


Im saying you wouldn’t leave 200k behind

I would Kuz if someone happened to check and see everything missing. The first person to go to would be the nikka that worked on the wall. If it looka tampered with or they pull it and notice something is missing, I can claim ignorance as long as I lay low with the spending

 

[AQz]

If cash or some cash I’m taking it. If checks I’m not messing with it even if they were a day old

 

[Sadbrownsfan]

If cash or some cash I’m taking it. If checks I’m not messing with it even if they were a day old

You try to do anything with the checks you’re fukked sooner or later.

 

[BigMoneyGrip]

I’d steal from Joel Olstein and not give it a second thought… That 600k is mine and I’m dipping

 

[The BasedFather]

Taking the cash but leaving the checks

If they can go that long missing 600k they’ll be fine. It’s a megachurch that gets tons of revenue

At the end of the day, it’s God tryna bless me

 

[Da King]

 

[Jaguar93]

 

[Yapdatfool]

If cash or some cash I’m taking it. If checks I’m not messing with it even if they were a day old

Taking the cash but leaving the checks

This right here. On top of taking the 20k reward for finding the shyt

 

[Ineedmoney504]

Taking 600k out would be hard as fukk lol. Damn near impossible without getting caught fr.

 

[Mr Bubbles]

I doubt that money was there by accident. People involved with the church hid it there and then reported it stolen. I'm sure they frequently checked on it and if it went missing after you worked on the bathroom, they'd come after you.