If you don't put on Anime when you got a woman over, you already lost.

[SamuraiFlamenco]

I am not lecturing you. I am telling you that you are not worth the time.

And yet here you are, posting in MY THREAD, talking trash even though you aren't wanted

And you think I have issues

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

And yet here you are, posting in MY THREAD, talking trash even though you aren't wanted

And you think I have issues

Your issues are proven. Good night honey.

 

[SamuraiFlamenco]

Ol boy who said 90s babies would have an easier time with this is right.

Nowadays for the youngins it won't get you clowned to watch anime, some of the BADDEST chicks I know watch anime.

But you should all ready be privy to the knowledge of her liking it or not before she even comes over.

You can either just look on her social media to find this out, or put something like Miyazaki on and "ease" her into it.

But yeah, I went to a local screening of one of the EVA movies, and there were some FINE women looking like this

 

[charmander]

powerful thread

 

[SamuraiFlamenco]

Your issues are proven. Good night honey.

 

[observe]

All my bytches Otakus/
I run with nikkas with Anime Tattoos/
My nikkas got Sakura pens/
Doing cells using em for shading and blends/
This is that anime life/
Type of shyt to take ya wife/
Big dikk nikkas over here breh/
Big titty bytches in a hello kitty bra

 

[ScoopNScore]

If you don't put on Anime when you got a woman over,

omoe wa mo shinderu...fixed the title for you @SamuraiFlamenco

But seriously, why not ASK what she likes without obsessing over your interests? nikkas playing games in 2014 without being more direct

 

[Freedman]

I'm guessing there's a small percentage of attractive females that may fukk with some anime but other than them nah. But it is a good way to tell if a chick really fukk with you cause I've seen my homeboy baby momma fake interest in some stuff because he watches it alot of times

 

[Klyk21]

Now before you get all riled up let me explain. Anime is a form of animation that originates from Japan. It's also what you should be playing if you want to get into that wet-wet no problem for a variety of reasons, like

1. Women really fukking love cartoons.

Some of them won't admit to this but it's true. Females are like kids and love things that are animated. Most of them love shyt like Finding Nemo, or Despicable Me, or anything from Disney. Anime is probably something they haven't seen, and will love because:

2. It makes you look like a cultured individual

Having an appreciation for foreign media is going to make you look like a well-rounded and more interesting person, something that putting on South Park or Tom and Jerry probably would not do. As long as you're not pompous about it, she will definitely see you in a better light. Plus, its a great way to separate yourself from the pack that would be too scared to do this


3. The women in the show will make your girl feel somewhat insecure, making it easier to smash.

Almost every woman on screen will be very good looking. So much in fact that the female may start to get jealous and insecure that you would prefer these 2D women over her, causing her to try to "show them up" by having sex with you.

4. Most of the shows are interesting, colorful, and will keep her engaged.

As long as it's not something that drags on and on like DBZ or Naruto, she'll be engaged and interested the entire time, allowing for you to plot your next moves . Especially since you'll be playing it subbed, so she'll be reading the words and focused on the screen. Be warned, English dubs will be sure to get her out of the mood

5. Great way to filter out ratchet, basic bytches.

It keeps girls that don't have an open mind, don't have an appreciation for other people, and are just straight from trapping you with a baby and sucking child support from you for 18 years. You'll know that the woman is high quality if she sticks around.


I could add more but I think that will do. In short, next time you bring a girl over, play a Miyazaki film and you'll see I'm right.

Spoiler

Also no porn, that's too if you haven't smashed already

any particular anime i should put on? I have netflix and this chick claims she's a "nerd" so we will see...

 

[Blackout]

it would work if the girl already likes anime

This.

 

[the cac mamba]

 

[SamuraiFlamenco]

any particular anime i should put on? I have netflix and this chick claims she's a "nerd" so we will see...

Looking through their list, try these shows in order of what she'd like:

Panty and Stocking
Samurai Champloo
FLCL (whole series is like two and a half hours and it's pretty funny/crazy)
Afro Samurai (it's actually a good show and you can watch it dubbed)
Fruit Baskets
Code Geass (if you want her to spend the entire day watching something with you since it's addictive as hell)
Highschool of the dead (if she likes horror this is a must. Over the top action/nudity and it's pretty funny)
That should be good for now.

 

[SamuraiFlamenco]

 

[Marci-Senpai]

Throw on some inuyasha and show her the true definition of love

 

[ScoopNScore]

my avatar is there for my 90s nostalgia


if you're thinking about anime while interacting with a female,

you

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:deaduga: at this gif