If you chose the grass Pokémon starter as a kid...

[Bledswole]

You might be a certified sissy bytch boy

Who the hell chooses grass?

The Pokémon with the most weaknesses and they all look wack except bulbasaur

Water and fire gang you know how we rock

Yup water and fire gang fasho

 

[Claudex]

Yo Blastoise just has that Goon feel to him real talk.

 

[J.E.T.S]

Geeks

 

[CEITEDMOFO]

Memories.

It was water or fire.

Squirtle always had that scrappy feel.

 

[Miles Davis]

Everybody played Pokémon where I'm from. We even had cards and my Charizard got stolen

You too breh?

Some kids from a different hood stole my card, I knew it was a fake charizard holo but I ain’t care. My moms bought me that shyt

 

[Spliff]

Blastoise the realest of the bunch, plus he stay strapped

 

[KingJay]

Treeko and Bulbasaur are fine tho(albeit still might be the worst of their generations)

 

[Donald Trumps Twitter]

Charmander >
Squirtle >
Bulbasaur >
The fire ones
the water ones
grass

 

[dontreadthis]

when you're a kid you're not thinking about no dame Elite 4

I wanted to be the very best that no one ever was

 

[FLATOP]

Fireheads really want to defend Tepig


Aint a single bad water starter

 

[Mr Hate Coffee]

Bulbasaur was the best starter to pick, because it was easy as f*ck to run through the first 2 gyms with it.

That's what I was thinking. Bulbs was the easiest one to start with. Charmander, even tho he was the coolest, was the hardest to start with.

 

[Selena]

I always choose grass and I was and still is untouchable in those games

Dragon-type is my favorite though. Dragonite was my ride or die growing up lol

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

gah damm yal lames

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

My nikka Totodile used to put in work and could learn HM SURF

 

[Inspect Her Deck]

the GOAT Pokemon is a grass type so...