If u had to be a entry level goon for a villain who would u pick?

[CouldntBeMeTho]

A scene from the 2022 Hellraiser


Here is better info that goes into the better benefits, like having a job for eternity
Who else giving better job security?

I just need a goon job til my podcast/Rap career takes off

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

 

[EzekelRAGE]

I just need a goon job til my podcast/Rap career takes off

Pinhead can be on his Birdman shyt for you.
"When the light hit my pins it twankle and glistens"

 

[LordDeathwatch]

I thought about working for Hela, but the downside the downside with villains like Galactus and hela giving you power is you better be prepared to fight marvel superheroes.

Being any sort of goon means you'll eventually have to deal with heroes/MCs. I'd rather be a nigh invulnerable immortal that can wash 90% of my opps in the process.

Besides, working for Galactus has LONG intervals so you can just do what you want for years in-between jobs. Thankfully the universe is full of scumbags with planets worth obliterating.

I get to be powerful AND do true good.

 

[Umoja]

Probably someone like Ra's al Gul.

 

[BandOfGypsys]

 

[Cryptocurrency Scarface]

Ras Al Ghul you actually share a philosophy and he teaches you martial arts and physical and metaphysical endurance plus your enemy Batman doesn’t kill

 

[O.T.I.S.]

I’m gonna need choices because I’m not a follower…


If anything, I would probably be one of the Symbiotic jobbers from Spiderman or a Parademon. Just getting fukked up for no reason


Keep me away from Batman though

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Magneto. Itd be like working for Cac Mutant Small hat version of Nelson Mandela

Didn’t even think of this

Wouldn’t mind it. At least I would have powers and shyt

 

[Fill Collins]

Hank Scorpio

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

Ras Al Ghul you actually share a philosophy and he teaches you martial arts and physical and metaphysical endurance plus your enemy Batman doesn’t kill

If I'm in Marvel, I'd work for Taskmaster

He likes hoes and he's reasonable, knows when to give up

Probably has a reasonable work life balance

 

[acri1]

Hank Scorpio for sure. Great benefits and he was a genuinely chill dude when he was off the clock.

Anybody saying they'd work for a Sith is wilding you must have some sort of desire to get killed for a trivial reason

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

Norman Osborn is probably cool unless he's having an episode

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

Magneto

 

[Bryan Danielson]

Griffith/Femto

He gon make sure you eat good wit a fresh suit of armor and some demonic bytches

#GRIFFITHSET!!!!