If u had to be a entry level goon for a villain who would u pick?

[cyndaquil]

Ursula

Would you smash?

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

pinhead

Seems even the entry level cenobites have a bit of juice
From what I remember from the movies, all the cenobites seem to be down with the cause. Must have good benefits

Then when you not torturing ppl who open the box the cenobite bytches gotta be down to fukk too

That's a big commitment

Perry sure they torture you for all eternity

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

One wrong move with Joker and he’s giving you a new smile ear to ear with that knife

I’d go with Galactus. Get to be a god damn near as his herald

THIS is the right answer.

MF gives you enough power to be top tier in the Multiverse off rip before orientation. You can travel beyond light speed anywhere you want, do what you want, and all you gotta do is scout this man's lunch?

Shiiiiiit I'm marking every Trumpian, c00n ass planet and living better than your favorite character on his best day.

I thought about working for Hela, but the downside the downside with villains like Galactus and hela giving you power is you better be prepared to fight marvel superheroes.

 

[D1renegade]

Working for Trump would be good on the resume

 

[Devilinurear]

pinhead

Seems even the entry level cenobites have a bit of juice
From what I remember from the movies, all the cenobites seem to be down with the cause. Must have good benefits

Then when you not torturing ppl who open the box the cenobite bytches gotta be down to fukk too

Great answer

 

[Adeptus Astartes]

The only correct answer.

 

[Ziggiy]

Griffith/Femto

He gon make sure you eat good wit a fresh suit of armor and some demonic bytches

Never sire children

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Great answer

Naw to be a cenobite you have to be brutally murdered and sent to a hell realm where you're tortured so much you cant feel anything anymore... its by far the worst answer

 

[EzekelRAGE]

That's a big commitment

Perry sure they torture you for all eternity

That's just new employee orientation. Once you give in, you run shyt with Pinhead and torture ppl for eternity


#CenoSet We up

Naw to be a cenobite you have to be brutally murdered and sent to a hell realm where you're tortured so much you cant feel anything anymore... its by far the worst answer

I dont think it's "cant feel anything anymore". I think they just break you and you inflict that shyt on to others. They seem to really enjoy fukking other ppl up. So they gotta feel something

Edit:
Google ai answer, but yea, they cant tell the difference between pleasure/pain. Their goal is the ultimate pleasure or some shyt.

 

[Makavalli]

Darth Vader. Storm Troopers are ass and still get to keep their jobs. It seems like all they do is patrol and march. Not a bad gig.

Storm troopers are the realist representation of cops. No matter how much they fukk up or miss they target they just get suspended with pay and be back in a month. That Galactic Empire Union is stronger than the force

 

[Devilinurear]

Naw to be a cenobite you have to be brutally murdered and sent to a hell realm where you're tortured so much you cant feel anything anymore... its by far the worst answer

I thought you just opened the box and got thr powers
Those movies were always confusing
I know the first movie the guy who opened the box was fukking though

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

That's just new employee orientation. Once you give in, you run shyt with Pinhead and torture ppl for eternity


#CenoSet We up

I dont think it's "cant feel anything anymore". I think they just break you and you inflict that shyt on to others. They seem to really enjoy fukking other ppl up. So they gotta feel something

Edit:
Google ai answer, but yea, they cant tell the difference between pleasure/pain. Their goal is the ultimate pleasure or some shyt.

Actual footage of cenobit initiation

They peeled his dikk off

 

[HipHopStan]

With my terrible luck, I'd end up joining a villain from the Batman '66 universe who requires me to dress up as a pirate, wear a tiger-striped shirt with a tail, or put on an Arabian street urchin outfit. At least King Tut would let his goons wear cool Egyptian guard regalia.

 

[EzekelRAGE]

Actual footage of cenobit initiation

They peeled his dikk off

A scene from the 2022 Hellraiser


Here is better info that goes into the better benefits, like having a job for eternity
Who else giving better job security?

 

[Devilinurear]

Actual footage of cenobit initiation

They peeled his dikk off

Nevermind
I am sticking with Dr. Evil