If u had to be a entry level goon for a villain who would u pick?

[WIA20XX]

You wanna work for nazis

 

[Peter Parker]

I don’t recall anything ever happening to any of Marlo’s goons, seems relatively safe.

Supervillain, gotta be kingpin, worst case scenario I get webbed up and go to jail or just get my jaw broken by some blind nikka.

As long as Punisher ain’t involved

 

[staticshock]

I’d be in the Foot Clan under Shredder. They don’t get too messed up & it’s so many of them you can fake like you’re helping & walk away unscathed

 

[maxamusa]

I'm rolling with these goonies

 

[The BasedFather]

One wrong move with Joker and he’s giving you a new smile ear to ear with that knife

I’d go with Galactus. Get to be a god damn near as his herald

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Magneto. Itd be like working for Cac Mutant Small hat version of Nelson Mandela

He's the umar of the mutant world. Promises big things then has you doing all your spare time painting and doing hvac at some outpost in the middle of nowhere

 

[987654321]

The foot clan
health & dental benefits
FSA
Paid in cash
Downtime
A giant arcade
Free uniform and Laundry services
Lifetime supply of camel crush cigarettes
Continental breakfast
Lodging
And a father figure

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

I'm rolling with these goonies

Kick it with heroine addicts brehs

 

[Detroit Wave]

 

[Devilinurear]

I don’t recall anything ever happening to any of Marlo’s goons, seems relatively safe.

Supervillain, gotta be kingpin, worst case scenario I get webbed up and go to jail or just get my jaw broken by some blind nikka.

As long as Punisher ain’t involved

You didn't watch the 5th season?

 

[Wig Twistin Season]

Darth Vader. Storm Troopers are ass and still get to keep their jobs. It seems like all they do is patrol and march. Not a bad gig.

 

[Peter Parker]

You didn't watch the 5th season?

Been awhile for sure, I could be forgetting entirely about Omar offing a few of them

 

[Diondon]

1940's Crime Lords so you actually put hands and feet on Batman

 

[987654321]

C.O.B.R.A. Command seems pretty good
Enlistement/reinlistment bonuses
Tricare health and dental insurance
Base access
Post exchange/class 6/Commisary
Govt. travel card
Per deim travel pay for PCS’ing
Annual Uniform stipend
Annual boot stipend
Training
COLA pay for oconus duty assignments
Tax free pay during deployments
Student loan repayment
VA home loan
Post 9/11 GI Bill
On base housing
Department of veterans affairs after separation from service
Nobody ever dies aside from buddy in the D.A.R.E episode

 

[BlackAchilles]

Kingpin seems like good job stability

Not tryna join the Penguin's operation thinking I'm finna eat until

pulls up