If i dropped about 30 lbs, i would shut steph curry down brehs

[#1 pick]

Which player in the NBA right now would give you the most trouble, breh? Are there any perimeter players you fear? Can you guard the post?

All of them.
None.
Yes but it wouldn't matter. NBA guards have elite quickness compared to the average D1 college hooper. They would just blow past me. I might win a game but if we are both going at 100%. I would get beat and easily and I am pretty damn good at 1v1. I could beat most part time hoopers without issues. I would get easily beat v. the Hinrich's, McConnell's Wroten's and the Marshall's of the world. Someone like Teague or Dennis would easily kill me and with minimal effort. Those guys get paid to play for a reason. They are the exceptional. I had teammates who played pro in Europe, after playing them, you quickly realize it's like math, no matter how hard you work, some people got the Midas touch. It is what it is.

 

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I imagined the TS to sound like Donald Trump

Trump is extremely smart at understanding the game and is a white supremacist to the T and playing all of the right cards. OP on the other hand is just a delusional ass nikka.

 

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Ya'll, I could stop Messi and Ronaldo
I could hit harder than Stanton
and run faster than Bolt ya'll

 

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Can you imagine if this site was around in the Jordan era and people were making threads about shutting down MJ

I remember nikkas who I could beat at 12 years old who was grown saying they can beat Charlie Ward and he sucks.

nikkas be talking b, nikkas be talking.

 

[Long Live The Mamba]

Huertas is actually a nice pro hooper and he would kill any college PG with ease so saying a college walkon could guard him is beyond insane but the OP ain't even talking Huertas, he's talking Steph Curry. That man is a Basketball genius.

That's like an amateur 16 year old thinking he could beat Mayweather. This is actually worse than Ronda Rousey comments that she could beat Mayweather.

OP trying to guard Curry's like Floyd's bodyguard trying to spar and gets his shyt busted..



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OP trying to guard Curry's like Floyd's bodyguard trying to spar and gets his shyt busted..



14:37

I don't know why nikkas want to be hardheaded. I still remember this one nikka saying Q, you think I can beat you because I think I can. I was like, okay, I'll beat you 21-0 in front of everyone. He was like no way. I beat him 21-0, then walked off like this ain't shyt. When I played college ball, our leading scorer was on some, I could beat you shyt. I was like, breh, I am out of position right now but 1v1, you can't see me and he was a very good scorer in HS and in college. I beat him 11-1. Light work and he played at 110% and left his heart on the court but I was too much.

 

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OP trying to guard Curry's like Floyd's bodyguard trying to spar and gets his shyt busted..



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This nikka got bloody but for real, what about Lil Zeke going off on Money May in LA Fitness

 

[dterpsss]

So you named your laptop after steph curry? Understandable,but why do need to lose weight in order to shutdown your computer?

 

[Long Live The Mamba]

This nikka got bloody but for real, what about Lil Zeke going off on Money May in LA Fitness

nikka caught that 2 piece and got slept

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

OP vs. Steph

 

[Originalgangsta317]

Serious thread. I am 6'1 and 190 now, but seen dudes like this at my rec center brehs. Like to dribble around and then chuck up 3s just like he does. At the weight I listed in the title, i would be just as quick as him or even quicker and the crossover/stepback shyt has never bothered me to begin with. And before all ya'll come in here talking bout I don't have game, I was asked to walk on at a D1 program but chose instead to focus on medical school. I got serious game and have seen/played with dudes on steph's level before. Here are my pros:

-I am probably longer than he is and we are basically the same height
-will be quicker than him
-have never been crossed in my life or stepbacked on
-have always been a defensive specialist even against superior athleticism, my defense is incredible brehs.
-have a higher basketball iq than this phaggot and will be going at him on the other end, which will wear him down. I run the point better and am also a very good shooter.

Please do not come in here with idiotic replies bc i am dead serious. I have been playing longer than he has and have seen it all. Not saying he wouldn't score, but he wouldn't get above 20, and it wouldn't be efficient. DIscuss.

You trolling super hard.

 

[LandryFieldsDad]

Ahh the ol casual "i could be in the NBA you know" thread

 

[TheDarkskinnedDrake]

What if he meets Steph at half court and just starts boxing him then he would have shut him down

 

[Arithmetic]

You went to medical school. Just diagnose yourself as a dumbass for making this thread and move on.

 

[Cynic]

Serious thread. I am 6'1 and 190 now, but seen dudes like this at my rec center brehs. Like to dribble around and then chuck up 3s just like he does. At the weight I listed in the title, i would be just as quick as him or even quicker and the crossover/stepback shyt has never bothered me to begin with. And before all ya'll come in here talking bout I don't have game, I was asked to walk on at a D1 program but chose instead to focus on medical school. I got serious game and have seen/played with dudes on steph's level before. Here are my pros:

-I am probably longer than he is and we are basically the same height
-will be quicker than him
-have never been crossed in my life or stepbacked on
-have always been a defensive specialist even against superior athleticism, my defense is incredible brehs.
-have a higher basketball iq than this phaggot and will be going at him on the other end, which will wear him down. I run the point better and am also a very good shooter.

Please do not come in here with idiotic replies bc i am dead serious. I have been playing longer than he has and have seen it all. Not saying he wouldn't score, but he wouldn't get above 20, and it wouldn't be efficient. DIscuss.

He's a professional with experience at the highest level. I'll assume you've never been drafted.

Really....what gives you the right ?


He'd drop 50 on ya head and not even break a sweat.