If i dropped about 30 lbs, i would shut steph curry down brehs

[Rick Fox at UNC]

These clown ass threads man.

 

[joeychizzle]

So you made a thread basically saying if things were different than they actually are in real life, you would shut down Stef Curry?

Not only is breh a high level boxer who can easily defeat decade long veterans of other martial arts, he is also capable of defeating one of the current greatest shooters

soon he'll be beating Venus and Serena at tennis and Woods at golf and Odell at football and Kendrick in rapping

 

[joeychizzle]

Be yomoms brehs

excellent

 

[#1 pick]

I challenge you OP to a 1v1 match up? Let's do it.

 

[Another Man]

Serious thread. I am 6'1 and 190 now, but seen dudes like this at my rec center brehs. Like to dribble around and then chuck up 3s just like he does. At the weight I listed in the title, i would be just as quick as him or even quicker and the crossover/stepback shyt has never bothered me to begin with. And before all ya'll come in here talking bout I don't have game, I was asked to walk on at a D1 program but chose instead to focus on medical school. I got serious game and have seen/played with dudes on steph's level before. Here are my pros:

-I am probably longer than he is and we are basically the same height
-will be quicker than him
-have never been crossed in my life or stepbacked on
-have always been a defensive specialist even against superior athleticism, my defense is incredible brehs.
-have a higher basketball iq than this phaggot and will be going at him on the other end, which will wear him down. I run the point better and am also a very good shooter.

Please do not come in here with idiotic replies bc i am dead serious. I have been playing longer than he has and have seen it all. Not saying he wouldn't score, but he wouldn't get above 20, and it wouldn't be efficient. DIscuss.

 

[ROBEEZYKILLA]

Youre full of shyt breh and you know it

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

Not only is breh a high level boxer who can easily defeat decade long veterans of other martial arts, he is also capable of defeating one of the current greatest shooters

soon he'll be beating Venus and Serena at tennis and Woods at golf and Odell at football and Kendrick in rapping

Who knew Lavar Ball was posting on the coli all this time?

 

[Momentum]

Steph is 6'4, has a decade of NBA experience under him and is the greatest shooter in NBA history.

But because you can guard some guy at your Y you can stop him.

The-the-the-coli.com

 

[OaklandCertified]

Ol' Lavar Ball ass nikka

 

[Blackrogue]

Ol' Lavar Ball ass nikka

:Bbball:

 

[ThaRealness]

I mean, if I had custom Air Maxes with 6 inches of height, I could lock down Nate Robinson

 

[Megadeus]

We need to bring back Pros vs joes in the worst way

 

[Controversy]

OP is the most delusional Coli poster of the last decade

 

[broller]

So you'd have the chance to become a multimillionaire if you just lost 30 lbs...It behooves you to do drop that weight then...

 

[Gil Scott-Heroin]

The white version of Swag.