If i dropped about 30 lbs, i would shut steph curry down brehs

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@CarbonBraddock no homo pm me your name and details so I can create you in 2k. Bout to do a fantasy draft with the legends included and I need the perfect ball player included to. The court vision, the reflexes, the experience, my man has seen it all. Hit me up.
 
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and ya'll need to bless me for creating this classic thread even though i've been gettin hated on nonstop since making it.
 
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CarbonBraddock said:
Serious thread. I am 6'1 and 190 now, but seen dudes like this at my rec center brehs. Like to dribble around and then chuck up 3s just like he does. At the weight I listed in the title, i would be just as quick as him or even quicker and the crossover/stepback shyt has never bothered me to begin with. And before all ya'll come in here talking bout I don't have game, I was asked to walk on at a D1 program but chose instead to focus on medical school. I got serious game and have seen/played with dudes on steph's level before. Here are my pros:

-I am probably longer than he is and we are basically the same height
-will be quicker than him
-have never been crossed in my life or stepbacked on
-have always been a defensive specialist even against superior athleticism, my defense is incredible brehs.
-have a higher basketball iq than this phaggot and will be going at him on the other end, which will wear him down. I run the point better and am also a very good shooter.

Please do not come in here with idiotic replies bc i am dead serious. I have been playing longer than he has and have seen it all. Not saying he wouldn't score, but he wouldn't get above 20, and it wouldn't be efficient. DIscuss.
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So you're better than Stephen Curry :wow:
 
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TheyCallMeAzul said:
So you're better than Stephen Curry :wow:
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i have been playing ball my entire life and i am 32 now. The only advantage he has over me is shooting, which he has over basically everyone. Anything else he has is a nonfactor basically in a team game. I also play pg and am a better pg than he is and can shoot very well also. He would be worn down from having to play both ends bc i am grimy on defense. Folks in here just don't want to see the truth. Show me a pg in the league that plays gary payton level d on a guy for full court and the entire game, i'll wait. Steph has never seen such dedication and would fold under the pressure. He is a better shooter/scorer, everything else between us is a wash or i am better.
 
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TheyCallMeAzul said:
So you're better than Stephen Curry :wow:
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He is a better scorer so people would just say he is better. The player I would most be like would be gary payton/john stockton mixed. I'm including payton just bc of the defense. Other than that, I am a traditional pg.
 
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