If Duncan Robinson = Tim + Dave, then.....

[Biscayne]

Dejounte Derozan would be a lightskin RnB singer who always brought the fukkery. Type of breh to do a line of coke on IG Live before unveiling his new song. Everybody knows who he is but he only got 3 hits to his name

Nǫah Rosé - the newest merlot your favorite rappers name drop

Payton Kemp

A former cute lil child actress who is all grown up and

Wooow!! These might be the best ones. Dead on accurate!!

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

Pierce Rondo - Grimy Aussie hunter who got no problem fighting the most dangerous animals with his bare hands. Definitely rocks one of those tiny hoop earings and is always scowling. Prolly got one of them 90s van damme ponytails and shyt

Oh, and he got a scar somewhere on his face

With the little Macho Man cowboy hat

 

[Dwight Howard]

Professor Augustine Abrams

A militarian c00n professor at Rugers that spends his time developing theories that deny the existence of racism.

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

Montana Marino is a successful transnational CEO that lives a secret life as a middle man between Mexican cartels and the Sicilian Mafia

 

[Propaganda]

dikembe scalabrine - very confused

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

Hilton Luck - a dental assistant from Jefferson City, Missouri who specializes in squirt videos on only fans

 

[Techniec]

Mason Starks, a prohibition era NY detective combatting bootleggers

Rasheed Billups, gang affiliated welterweight champion, former gold glove, managed by a former crack era dealer turned record executive, Rip Wallace, hands turkeys out on Thanksgiving

Peja Turkoglu, Azerbaijani general and former Soviet Olympian, suspected of shelling civilian areas in recent clashes in Nagarno Karabakh

Gordon Capella, real estate and corporate lawyer, long suspected of ties to the Bonanno family

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

George Beverly is a good man whose marriage is falling apart, his good friend Harrell Finley advises he call on the Leonard Williams Show to get advice from the soft spoken ladies man and DJ of the Quiet Storm on St. Louis’ number one R&B station

 

[WesCrook]

Mason Oakley, Retired dockworker

 

[Paper Boi]

Fernández Calderón - amateur soccer player, professional short order cook, mid level plug.

 

[the cool]

Gay Brady.....Peter Brady

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

Damon Garciaparra a shady Mexican politician with CIA connects that suddenly vanishes after upping the price on protection for the cartels.

 

[steph_harden]

Stephen Harden - runs a Christian Brothel specializing in erotic asphyxiation

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

Salley Mahorn and Thomas Dumars - right wing evangelicals from Lake Charles, LA who host a cooking and hunting show on Saturday mornings

 

[NYChase718]

Anthony Gallinari an angry old WFAN caller from Carroll Gardens asking Mike what happened to the better days.

ILL HANG UP AND LISTEN