If Bart Gunn hadn't knocked Dr Death the fukk out...

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Brawl 4 All is in the fukkery HOF

Set up shoot boxing matches b/w your talent, none of whom are actual fighters. Assume your guy is going over. Watch him get knocked out by a jobber, ruining your plans and his career forever. Then set the jobber up, who was determined to be the toughest guy on your roster, to fight an actual boxer. And of course he gets ko'd immediately. And not just by any boxer, but the biggest, fattest one in history, effectively burying your entire roster, all out of spite and a result of your own incompetence and cluelessness.

Brawl 4 All might actually be the best ever microcosm of WWE as a whole.
 
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Big Jo said:
Fun fact, I heard his action figure is literally the worst selling wrestling figure of all-time. I remember that sh1t sitting on the shelves for like 2 years after it came out
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I believe it. Whenever I think of him, I think of all the times I went to Toys R Us and saw almost nothing but him.
 
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Dr death had his time in the uwf a decade plus before this.
It was silly of the WWE to think they could make a talent out of him.

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Dr Death was kind of stiff with those suplexes. :huhldup: He also was looking kind of :flabbynsick:.

Bart Gunn's awful mic skills would have held him back regardless of how the Brawl For All ended.




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