We are having this conversation because you
won't
stop
talking.
That was my original reply to you, more than 24 hours ago, that you just plain didn't need to say all that. And yet here you are more than a full rotation of the earth around the sun later, still saying the exact same shyt that got dudes roasting you. And I wasn't even one of them, but you somehow think you're bringing me "smoke."
Your episode of Law & Order: SVU would last 6 minutes because you would've confessed during the cold open, and then repeatedly in the interrogation room while your attorney was furiously yelling at you to shut the fukk up.
The episode ends with the attorney just packing up their briefcase and storming out, while the detectives are all crying and farting from laughing so hard at your absolute refusal to not tell on yourself.
*fade to black*
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