I want to have sex by next Friday

[newworldafro]

1) browse backpage.com
2) watch some porn
3) bust a nut
4) determine if you still want to pay for p*ssy

That Post-Nut Clarity will have you reevaluating life in general..

 

[Detroit Wave]

ill let u hit as long as you provide dinna

that hamplanet in the avy tho

 

[Piff Perkins]

ill let u hit as long as you provide dinna

@ the avi

yall crazy, lmao











I might have smashed that when I was 12 tho

 

[Invisible Man]

Betta call up an escort then.

 

[KinksandCoils]

terrible advice. this only works for you because you are good looking. we arent all models you know. if i said this to a bytch shed laugh and or call me a creep and tell me to fukk off.

So what make u think a pick line would work?

His approach is correct yours isn't.

 

[yo moms]

So what make u think a pick line would work?

His approach is correct yours isn't.

where did i say anything about a pickup line?

attraction is 100% about looks. so anything by a handsome man will work. but if the ugly guy does the same it wont work. this has already been proven.

 

[Vado]

Ya'll make things so complicated

It's literally easy as hell to talk to women.

If you can't talk to women your insecure

 

[Vado]

where did i say anything about a pickup line?

attraction is 100% about looks. so anything by a handsome man will work. but if the ugly guy does the same it wont work. this has already been proven.

Wrong

It's not about attraction level. Confidence level is more important

WheN you have particular aura about you.... Your more likely to have more success with women

Don't get me wrong. There's levels to everything. So you just have to understand where you fit in


Assertiveness is the best approach

 

[yo moms]

Wrong

It's not about attraction level. Confidence level is more important

WheN you have particular aura about you.... Your more likely to have more success with women

Don't get me wrong. There's levels to everything. So you just have to understand where you fit in


Assertiveness is the best approach

confidence = attractive

good looking guy says hi to girl on the street = wow hes so confident
ugly guy says hi to girl on the street = get away from me you creep

#facts

 

[KinksandCoils]

where did i say anything about a pickup line?

attraction is 100% about looks. so anything by a handsome man will work. but if the ugly guy does the same it wont work. this has already been proven.

My bad.

Attraction isn't 100% looks for everyone. Sometimes other things can turn you on.

 

[yo moms]

My bad.

Attraction isn't 100% looks for everyone. Sometimes other things can turn you on.

no. its 100% looks for everyone. this is proven.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

1) browse backpage.com
2) watch some porn
3) bust a nut
4) determine if you still want to pay for p*ssy

Real shyt

 

[KinksandCoils]

no. its 100% looks for everyone. this is proven.

Says the virgin....

 

[yo moms]

Says the virgin....

um yes. im ugly. deal with it. not everyone was born with good facial aesthetics.

 

[kp404]

um yes. im ugly. deal with it. not everyone was born with good facial aesthetics.

excuses for dudes who never approach women