I want to have sex by next Friday

[Grams]

"Hi " (If you don't make that face when you say it, it will not work)

"I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"

"Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes."

"Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart." ( Replace heart with P*ss and make this face . It'll work better)


"Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty."

"You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line."

"I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down." (This one is guaranteed to work, she can't turn you down or else she'll have to give you 20 bucks)


Good luck

jk

You tryna get this man laughed at

 

[Piff Perkins]

"Hi " (If you don't make that face when you say it, it will not work)

"I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"

"Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes."

"Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart." ( Replace heart with P*ss and make this face . It'll work better)


"Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty."

"You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line."

"I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down." (This one is guaranteed to work, she can't turn you down or else she'll have to give you 20 bucks)


Good luck

jk

 

[Illuminatos]

1) browse backpage.com
2) watch some porn
3) bust a nut
4) determine if you still want to pay for p*ssy

 

[Vado]

Be like Harlem. Just met this girl last week. Put the p*ssy to sleep

 

[Kenny West]

Tinder tho

 

[ADK]

Be like Harlem. Just met this girl last week. Put the p*ssy to sleep

What type of phone that is be? The customization looks nice.

 

[Dwolf]

"Hi " (If you don't make that face when you say it, it will not work)

"I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"

"Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes."

"Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart." ( Replace heart with P*ss and make this face . It'll work better)


"Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty."

"You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line."

"I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down." (This one is guaranteed to work, she can't turn you down or else she'll have to give you 20 bucks)


Good luck

jk

 

[yo moms]

lol man I never use lines. Walk over to a woman you like, smile, and ask her a name, strike up a convo about something happening around you, make her laugh, keep convo going...do you talk to women often?

terrible advice. this only works for you because you are good looking. we arent all models you know. if i said this to a bytch shed laugh and or call me a creep and tell me to fukk off.

 

[Giselle]

You tryna get this man laughed at

You trying to get this man laughed at

I was just trying to help .

 

[Dwolf]

I was just trying to help .


I put jk at th

Damn me and @Grams said the same thing

 

[kp404]

terrible advice. this only works for you because you are good looking. we arent all models you know. if i said this to a bytch shed laugh and or call me a creep and tell me to fukk off.

Your post reeks of fakkitry :scust3:just because you can't approach women doesn't mean you should join the other team dude

 

[ChiefQueen]

Be like Harlem. Just met this girl last week. Put the p*ssy to sleep

Are you Harlemsown?

 

[Drew P. Weiner]

get some swag

 

[Buckeye Fever's Wife]

ill let u hit as long as you provide dinna

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

Rape is always an option